Heartland

http://ogc.ath.cx/files/tmp/pingu.htm

my current record is 538.5

'Busy' today are we Hal?

587.60 with my third hit! I may decide to like this game ...

Johnny Boy wrote:'Busy' today are we Hal?

always. the only mail in my inbox can't be worked on until the 25th

that and it's too hot to work: 32 degrees C outside.

aaaaaaaaaaargh! the f**ker keeps landing head first. I need to slide!

and my third hit was obviously a fluke. the only one that bounced and skimmed. everything else is head first into the snow. desparetly trying to remember the aerodynamic mechanics of throwing the javelin when at school.

Johnny Boy wrote:...to remember the aerodynamic mechanics of throwing the javelin when at school.

Wasn't that "aim for the teacher"

hallucienate wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:...to remember the aerodynamic mechanics of throwing the javelin when at school.

Wasn't that "aim for the teacher"

Through the wonders of modern technology and telepathy I can almost hear the Cape Town equivalent of 'slide you fcuker, SLIDE!'

You two have single handedly broken the game. I can't access the web page.

Black Planet wrote:You two have single handedly broken the game. I can't access the web page.

Sorry. Must have been me. I'm NOT a geek!

ooops

584.6!!

HAH!!!!!

IZZY.

yeah, it's working for me once more.

and you've introduced the game to us and everyone's beating you ...

Johnny Boy wrote:and you've introduced the game to us and everyone's beating you ...

I know I'm sucking at this.

I so want to hit that bloody bird into next week.

hallucienate wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:and you've introduced the game to us and everyone's beating you ...

I know I'm sucking at this.

I so want to hit that bloody bird into next week.

I suck at it as well. Hit the bloody bird and it went flying on his tummy across the snow. 244.

593 Yes!

Steve303 wrote:593 Yes!

Show off!

Oh yeah baby! I is da king of hitting small penguins wid a baseball stick.

Steve, it's called a baseball bat, nota baseball stick. Sorry, it's all those baseball games I attended to watch Cal Ripkin play.

Until you Americans start calling our beautiful game 'Football' instead of 'Soccer' I shall refer to it as a stick.

Steve303 wrote:Until you Americans start calling our beautiful game 'Football' instead of 'Soccer' I shall refer to it as a stick.

Well we have a problem there...we've got this huge population called Soccer Moms.

They drive around in mini vans talking on their mobile phones whilst taking their children to Soccer matches. They can't drive and their brains are mush.

It's an evil we will never eradicate ourselves from unless Detroit starts manufactuing Real cars, like the new Ford Mustang. And yes, I said Ford. Damn fine looking car.

Black Planet wrote:Well we have a problem there...we've got this huge population called Soccer Moms.

They drive around in mini vans talking on their mobile phones whilst taking their children to Soccer matches. They can't drive and their brains are mush.

It's an evil we will never eradicate ourselves from unless Detroit starts manufactuing Real cars, like the new Ford Mustang. And yes, I said Ford. Damn fine looking car.

In Essex we just call them women.

Damned addictive game as well - you bastards!

Wandering around the office I noticed a lot of alt and tabbing going on whenever I got near to anyones work station. Then I twigged all the staff were playing this damn game!

'Anyone beat 587?' I shouted

* guilty silence *

'Yah!' Ashamed to say I went into 'competitive dad' (boss) mode ...