Heartland

Five tips for the laydees....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.











5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

LOL!!!

Debaser wrote:Five tips for the laydees....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

well, i'm not spoilt, but....

Yep... gotta have them all.


Debaser...you RULE!!!!!!!

bloody hell - is it ladies' night tonight or something?

and shouldn't at least one of you be cooking my tea?

well that possibly counts you out ...

RicheyJames wrote:bloody hell - is it ladies' night tonight or something?

and shouldn't at least one of you be cooking my tea?

bugger off and cook it yourself..........And while you're at it........open another bottle of wine for us hun There's a good boy

all true... but i'd say the same thing in reverse about the ladies

Sexygoth wrote:bugger off and cook

We are the better cook if any of my past relationships are anything to go on.

RicheyJames wrote:bloody hell - is it ladies' night tonight or something?

and shouldn't at least one of you be cooking my tea?

Hello RJ..

It is ladies nite every nite. I work 5 days a week. I make all the money. I am cranky and tired when I get home. I don't like dirty dishes in my sink, and I am NOT gonna make your bloody tea.

Cheers

$$
BP

No It doesn't make me happy...but it does make me Happy. Especially when I want to go on Holiday. $

Black Planet wrote:I don't like dirty dishes in my sink, and I am NOT gonna make your bloody tea.

I've made us a homemade lasgne Hon, how does that sound? Then afterwards I'll wash and dry, run you a bath and give you a 'full body' massage. What happens next is private, and also very rude...

Red Sunsets wrote:

Black Planet wrote:I don't like dirty dishes in my sink, and I am NOT gonna make your bloody tea.

I've made us a homemade lasgne Hon, how does that sound? Then afterwards I'll wash and dry, run you a bath and give you a 'full body' massage. What happens next is private, and also very rude...

*cough* Go on.

Ding! a doorbell rings....
Flowers for my Planet Girl.

to be continued...

Oh my God...Flowers.

Watch out Barman Blast...

Planet Girl is A Goddess of Love.

And I am PG...in some very very..lovely circles.

Been surfing eh? Mate.

the whole board has gone mad! get a grip people!

Your right QB..

BB..don't ever refer to me as PG again on this board... EVER. hugs..BP

and where the hell have all these new members come from?

not content with raping the mish board of its members, have we decided to gatecrash the cure board or something?

ahh well, a big quiffy welcome to everyone anyway, regardless of where you came from!

Quiff Boy wrote:and where the hell have all these new members come from?

not content with raping the mish board of its members, have we decided to gatecrash the cure board or something?

ahh well, a big quiffy welcome to everyone anyway, regardless of where you came from!

the cureboard's no trouble. it's when the MFC lot start arriving you need to start worrying

d00mw0lf wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:and where the hell have all these new members come from?

not content with raping the mish board of its members, have we decided to gatecrash the cure board or something?

ahh well, a big quiffy welcome to everyone anyway, regardless of where you came from!

the cureboard's no trouble. it's when the MFC lot start arriving you need to start worrying

and who pray tell are the mfc?!?

I am not a member of The Cure message board!

I'll admit to Def Leppard and The Cult..but no where else!

Middlesbrough Football Club?

Quiff Boy wrote:

d00mw0lf wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:and where the hell have all these new members come from?

not content with raping the mish board of its members, have we decided to gatecrash the cure board or something?

ahh well, a big quiffy welcome to everyone anyway, regardless of where you came from!

the cureboard's no trouble. it's when the MFC lot start arriving you need to start worrying

and who pray tell are the mfc?!?

the cure board is part of a group of boards run by MFC (music fan clubs) most of the boards are totally inactive and have been taken over by rabid curefans (last i heard, the spice girls board was being used as the lol tolhurst board)
there's a general board on there and... you don't wanna go there.

blimey!

yeah.