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One for the boys - Jarvis
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 01:42
by paint it black
loved him but can only find one picture
no tampax, nail varnish, hair dressing tips on this thread eh
we, shall simply don our smoking jackets, and sink back into our leather fireside chair, quaffing port and reminiscing on the old days
example -
"I am aware of the eternal tabeau"
"That's your mum's bedroom that is"
Ah. well to be Jarivs of course we have to wear nail varnish..erm.. but that's different than girly nail varnish
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 01:53
by paint it black
My nan once said that she wouldn't want to live if she ever reached
that point where she began to lose her mental powers. Nan? [we see she
is sitting next to him] If a quark is travelling at 3 nanoseconds below
the speed of light, what, to the power of r, is its mass density? [She
looks bewildered, [he pulls out a gun] Goodbye Nan! [Shoots her]
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 01:58
by Black Planet
Take off that smoking jacket.
Don your leathers...
Come out and have some fun.
Don't be stodgey.
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 02:02
by paint it black
Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.
Don your leathers...
Come out and have some fun.
Don't be stodgey.
nice pair of vons you got there BP
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 02:09
by Black Planet
Oh PIB..
It is just Von..channeling thru me.....
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 08:00
by 6FeetOver
Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.
Don your leathers...
Come out and have some fun.
Don't be stodgey.
Oooooo... How about leathers *and* a smoking jacket? Mmmmm...
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 09:28
by paint it black
SINsister wrote:Black Planet wrote:Take off that smoking jacket.
Don your leathers...
Come out and have some fun.
Don't be stodgey.
Oooooo... How about leathers *and* a smoking jacket? Mmmmm...
Sinny
he did. he did
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 09:48
by Mrs RicheyJames
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 11:48
by andymackem
The thought that you were expecting me, and I disappointed you, turned me on.
Great days.
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 11:59
by Karst
And here was me thinking you were talking about that well-respected building contractor.
http://www.jarvisplc.com/
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 15:02
by mayhem
andymackem wrote:The thought that you were expecting me, and I disappointed you, turned me on.
Great days.
Absolutely.
I liked 'I met a new age girl, pierced everywhere. I think I'll use her as a curtain.'
Who said this was for the boys?
Rob'ert' Newman was always appreciated by the females.
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 19:33
by James Blast
I'm just glad this thread isn't about that Cocker Git!
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 22:15
by Mrs RicheyJames
mayhem wrote:
Who said this was for the boys?
Rob'ert' Newman was always appreciated by the females.
Well i've always 'appreciated' him
Posted: 23 Jan 2004, 14:52
by mayhem
Me too, SG
Posted: 23 Jan 2004, 20:23
by Angelchild
And me. Twas the highlight of me week when he was on in "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" & "Newman & Baddiel"
Now there was required viewing
Posted: 24 Jan 2004, 23:40
by 6FeetOver
Angelchild wrote:And me. Twas the highlight of me week when he was on in "The Mary Whitehouse Experience" & "Newman & Baddiel"
Now there was required viewing
OMG, why am I always the last to know about everything?! I spent over an hour the other night
laughing my ARSE off; the bf thought I'd gone mad!
Dang - Rob's a cutie, ain't he?
Posted: 24 Jan 2004, 23:46
by paint it black
bloke to girl ratio v.poor. cant believe this thread is still limping along