Now, THIS is a man
Posted: 22 Jan 2004, 03:08
A couple was interviewed for a tv show because they were married for 50 years and never had a fight. The reporter asks the wife:
-But you never fought? Ever? Really?
-No, never.
-How did this happen?
-Well, when we married my husband had a horse. It was the ceature he loved the most on this world. In our honeymoon we decided to go for a ride in a trolley pulled by his horse. After a few yards the poor thing tripped. My husband looked at him and said,
One
A few yards ahead he tripped again. My husband looked at him and said,
Two
The third time the horse tripped he reached for his gun and shot him five times. I was so scared, i asked him:
-Why did you do that for?
He lloked at me and said,
One
-But you never fought? Ever? Really?
-No, never.
-How did this happen?
-Well, when we married my husband had a horse. It was the ceature he loved the most on this world. In our honeymoon we decided to go for a ride in a trolley pulled by his horse. After a few yards the poor thing tripped. My husband looked at him and said,
One
A few yards ahead he tripped again. My husband looked at him and said,
Two
The third time the horse tripped he reached for his gun and shot him five times. I was so scared, i asked him:
-Why did you do that for?
He lloked at me and said,
One