For whom the Belle toll'd

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Dearly beloved,

We are gathered hyere today to celebrate the passing into the Kingdom of the Lord of our dearest friend, Clucking Belle on Thursday 22 January 2004. Belle lived a long and happy life, had many friends, all of them virtual and he would, with his characteristic snigger and a mop of his sweaty brow with a red spotted 'kerchief, have appreciated the delicious irony of the fact that his friends only came to him "in the flesh" at the very time he became permanently ethereal. Clucking enjoyed the company of old, young, ladies, boys. Ahem, I do apologise, Clucking enjoyed the company of ladyboys and spent many a happy holiday in the Far East with a fag in his mouth.

Finally, we turn for some solace to the the scriptures.

"Jesus said to them, 'I am the bread of life. Whoever comes to me will never be hungry'"

and in a similar way, Belle loved to wave at the common folk from the balcony of his penthouse, dropping them the occasional whole cheese,

"'and whoever believes in me will never be thirsty.' But I said to you that you have seen me and yet do not believe. Everything that the Father gives me will come to me, and anyone who comes to me I will never drive away;"

and, you know, the rumours of Belle trying on many occasions to have his father committed to a lunatic asylumn, in order that he might drive young women wild in his dad's austin allegro are rather unfounded.

And so, we commit Clucking to the family mausoleum here by the graveyard at Whitby bay, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Amen
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Come now Mr Belle.....time for your injection.

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BP sheds one tear for CB.

May you rest in Peace.
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everybody now, join in: "Another one bites the dust"
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Oh bugger.
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............Time marches on................
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NEXT!
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For whom the bell tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooools

do do do do do do............
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Well done SG but, the Tenacious D sig is just embarrasing :oops:
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Red Sunsets wrote:NEXT!
One only has so many lives to lose.
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CorpPunk wrote:One only has so many lives to lose.
sorry don't get your drift CP :?::|
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Red Sunsets wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:One only has so many lives to lose.
sorry don't get your drift CP :?::|
Look I can't be all mysterious if you come out and ask me what I mean, know what I mean? So look away, look away!





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Red Sunsets wrote:Well done SG but, the Tenacious D sig is just embarrasing :oops:
Yeah well it's not yours so whats the fecking problem???

And yours is just great.........you should really be on telly, I mean go on......Harry Hill could use some competition
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Sexygoth wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote:Well done SG but, the Tenacious D sig is just embarrasing :oops:
Yeah well it's not yours so whats the fecking problem???

And yours is just great.........you should really be on telly, I mean go on......Harry Hill could use some competition
@ SGnotworthy: - I do not mean to "Criticize" YOU in any way, shape or form but it would appear that your good self and "Red Sunsets" appear to have had a bit of a falling out !

Now come on kids - play nice or Mr. Mod will be having "Words" :eek: : :
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WTF are you talking about? he's my son!! It's how all miggy lasses treat their kids isn't it, Now shut up before I take him to netos to slap him
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Sexygoth wrote:WTF are you talking about? he's my son!! It's how all miggy lasses treat their kids isn't it, Now shut up before I take him to netos to slap him
@ SG - Thank You for your most elegent response :notworthy:

WTF is a "Miggy Lass" ? - or are you talking about "Scally Mums" - not that I am calling you a "Scally" - Gawd Forbid !
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Miggy lass = kappa slapper
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Sexygoth wrote:Miggy lass = kappa slapper
@ SG - must be a "Northern Thing" - but WTF is a Kappa Slapper - I guess we have the same type of *cough* People in South Wales :eek:
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Girls who wear nothing but Kappa tracksuits, lots and lots of gold and think that sex education means avin a braaaaaaannn baby
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Just like all the uvver muvvers on the estate
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Sexygoth wrote:Girls who wear nothing but Kappa tracksuits, lots and lots of gold and think that sex education means avin a braaaaaaannn baby
Down in my neck of the world these *cough* women and the men they 'associate' with are called "Scally F***S!" :wink:
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Sexygoth wrote:Girls who wear nothing but Kappa tracksuits, lots and lots of gold and think that sex education means avin a braaaaaaannn baby
We call them Sengas or Nedettes up here, more info can be found here, Mum :( http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/glaNedGal.html
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Great track, nearly covered it once.

R.I.P. Mr Belle. May you go gentle into that good night. ;)
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It's amazing for Metallica to come up with such a good title for a song.
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mugabe wrote:It's amazing for Metallica to come up with such a good title for a song.
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