Heartland

What a nice family, isn't it?

One's gotta have a very nicely shaped skull to wear a hairstyle like this, don't you think? AE definitely has one. He's very shapely on the whole, I mean.

_emma_ wrote:One's gotta have a very nicely shaped skull to wear a hairstyle like this, don't you think? AE definitely has one. He's very shapely on the whole, I mean.

has BP hacked _emma_'s account?

I just hope nothing comes bursting out of 's guts onstage

hallucienate wrote:

_emma_ wrote:One's gotta have a very nicely shaped skull to wear a hairstyle like this, don't you think? AE definitely has one. He's very shapely on the whole, I mean.

has BP hacked _emma_'s account?

Nice one Hal. No I have not hacked Emma's account. But she is correct about Von.

Pikkrong, have you got too much time on your hands?

markfiend wrote: I just hope nothing comes bursting out of 's guts onstage

I liked your joke, Hal.

OMG how ugly Von is bald! Even worse than before. He looks better on BP's picture.

claws wrote:I liked your joke, Hal.

OMG how ugly Von is bald! Even worse than before. He looks better on BP's picture.

I know, he does, Claws.

@ pikkrong: It had me cracking up.

Both do share a fondness of cats, no?

Martin

claws wrote:I liked your joke, Hal.

OMG how ugly Von is bald! Even worse than before. He looks better on BP's picture.

Forced to disagree. Although it would be very tempting to rub his head on a woollen jumper & attach him to the ceiling by static...

(Goes & has a lie down)

Black Planet wrote:

claws wrote:I liked your joke, Hal.

OMG how ugly Von is bald! Even worse than before. He looks better on BP's picture.

I know, he does, Claws.

You people worry me.
I know making such posts is pointless, bot no, he's not ugly. He's never ugly, and let's leave it like that, shall we?

And Hal, it's true that me and BP are somehow similar in certain respects, but there is one major difference: I'm not .. ..... living in the past.

_emma_ wrote:

Black Planet wrote:

claws wrote:I liked your joke, Hal.

OMG how ugly Von is bald! Even worse than before. He looks better on BP's picture.

I know, he does, Claws.

You people worry me.
I know making such posts is pointless, bot no, he's not ugly. He's never ugly, and let's leave it like that, shall we?

And Hal, it's true that me and BP are somehow similar in certain respects, but there is one major difference: I'm not .. ..... living in the past.

It wasn't me who said that he was in any way ugly, I have no idea what makes a guy good looking, or not.

I was more concerned that BP had learnt how to hack into accounts on this board, which is a truly worrying concept.

hallucienate wrote: I was more concerned that BP had learnt how to hack into accounts on this board, which is a truly worrying concept.

Agreed. One member posting the subliminal 'I Love Andrew' message in every post is bad enough. 400 would freak me out. Big time.

Johnny Boy wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I was more concerned that BP had learnt how to hack into accounts on this board, which is a truly worrying concept.

Agreed. One member posting the subliminal 'I Love Andrew' message in every post is bad enough. 400 would freak me out. Big time.

There is nothing subliminal about BP's posts.

hallucienate wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I was more concerned that BP had learnt how to hack into accounts on this board, which is a truly worrying concept.

Agreed. One member posting the subliminal 'I Love Andrew' message in every post is bad enough. 400 would freak me out. Big time.

There is nothing subliminal about BP's posts.

LMAO. I have been told I have the propensity to state the obvious.

And if I want to look at 20 year old pictures of Von, then that's my business. If you want me in this day and age...then I'll bring back my avatar of Jack s**t and get my order in for Z's new issue, Savage, due out next month. Ha!

hallucienate wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I was more concerned that BP had learnt how to hack into accounts on this board, which is a truly worrying concept.

Agreed. One member posting the subliminal 'I Love Andrew' message in every post is bad enough. 400 would freak me out. Big time.

There is nothing subliminal about BP's posts.

i think, and it's been said before, BP has nothing on _emma_

Black Planet wrote: Z's

Zodiac

I hate to dissappoint you but Z is actually a suited and booted Monday to Friday accountant called Adrian who does the same daily grind as us and stills lives with his mother. At weekends and full moons he has been known to squeeze into leather pants (two sizes too small), don the biggest cruxifix going, coiffure his tresses with half a gallon of chip fat and stalk the seedy pubs and clubs of north London. His onstage appearances usually consist of the repeated cock rock rallying cry of 'ARE YOU READDDYYY!?' before an audience of three old aged pensioners and a small dog (muffy) whilst his chat-up lines usually consist of any combination of the words 'bitch', 'dick', 'my' and 'suck'.

I have was having a good day until you mentioned him.

Johnny Boy wrote:

Black Planet wrote: Z's

Zodiac

I hate to dissappoint you but Z is actually a suited and booted Monday to Friday accountant called Adrian who does the same daily grind as us and stills lives with his mother. At weekends and full moons he has been known to squeeze into leather pants (two sizes too small), don the biggest cruxifix going, coiffure his tresses with half a gallon of chip fat and stalk the seedy pubs and clubs of north London. His onstage appearances usually consist of the repeated cock rock rallying cry of 'ARE YOU READDDYYY!?' before an audience of three old aged pensioners and a small dog (muffy) whilst his chat-up lines usually consist of any combination of the words 'bitch', 'dick', 'my' and 'suck'.

I have was having a good day until you mentioned him.

LOL So he's an accountant named Arian? I'ma an accountant named BP. Wow, we'll have something to talk about!!! He's also grey at the temples, and still amazing at 45. You did however capture his vocabularu.

But I want to know how you're so intimately familiar with his goings on?

Black Planet wrote:

Johnny Boy wrote:

Black Planet wrote: Z's

Zodiac

I hate to dissappoint you but Z is actually a suited and booted Monday to Friday accountant called Adrian who does the same daily grind as us and stills lives with his mother. At weekends and full moons he has been known to squeeze into leather pants (two sizes too small), don the biggest cruxifix going, coiffure his tresses with half a gallon of chip fat and stalk the seedy pubs and clubs of north London. His onstage appearances usually consist of the repeated cock rock rallying cry of 'ARE YOU READDDYYY!?' before an audience of three old aged pensioners and a small dog (muffy) whilst his chat-up lines usually consist of any combination of the words 'bitch', 'dick', 'my' and 'suck'.

I have was having a good day until you mentioned him.

LOL So he's an accountant named Arian? I'ma an accountant named BP. Wow, we'll have something to talk about!!! He's also grey at the temples, and still amazing at 45. You did however capture his vocabularu.

But I want to know how you're so intimately familiar with his goings on?

adrian? mark actually

Quiff Boy wrote:adrian? mark actually

Sure as hell beats 'Arian' or whatever new age crystal induced moon pie name BP decided to morph him into in her last post.

I don't regret, nor am I sorry for calling Von ugly, however it might be unfair to compare his looks nowadays to 1984. As somebody said it's 20 years ago.

But I think Von can improve his looks, e.g. grow hair. I do have to give him credit for keeping himself slim through the years though.

Pikkrong, after a long horrid week your posting made me smile, cheers!
No offence to BP and Emma, btw ( I'm sure they know I'm a girl who appreciates Von too in many ways)

claws wrote:But I think Von can improve his looks, e.g. grow hair. I do have to give him credit for keeping himself slim through the years though.

I thought the Mohican he was sporting at the St. Pauli benefit last August was an improvement, but you can bet your life it'll be nowhere to be seen when/if the Sisters tour again...
(He looked coolest on the Vision Thing Tour IMHO - long hair and leathers!)