ich bin der grammatikführer!

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Grammar Fuhrer

You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams of a master race of spellers and grammarians frighten the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil.

What is your grammar aptitude?

it's official now people :twisted:

now who's brave enough to put themself to the test?
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Adolf too.
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Grammar Fuhrer

You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams of a master race of spellers and grammarians frighten the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil.



Do we form some sort of secret police now?
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Grammar Nazi also.................cooooool
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Ditto. *DUH* ;)
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me too!!
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Me also as well

Ermmmm either the quiz is rather too easy or we're all tippery-toppery.

Me, I'm just an idle fekker who can't be arsed to proof-read or edit mistakes ;)
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Adolf as well...

So, what's the collective noun for a bunch of grammar Nazis/Adolfs then??? :? :innocent: :von:
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Lars Svensson wrote:Adolf as well...

So, what's the collective noun for a bunch of grammar Nazis/Adolfs then??? :? :innocent: :von:
(m)ein kampf?

:lol:
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Surely being perfect doesn't make me a nazi? Persecuting those less perfect would. So what's the right answer to the one about the presents. I chose number 3 but I'm not 100% sure.
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RicheyJames wrote:
Grammar Fuhrer
The word is Führer.
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pikkrong wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:
Grammar Fuhrer
The word is Führer.
:notworthy: :lol:
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Surely that should be...

Das Wort ist "Führer"?

IF we're being pedantic...

:innocent: :roll:

*ducks*
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Lars Svensson wrote:Surely that should be...

Das Wort ist "Führer"?

IF we're being pedantic...

:innocent: :roll:

*ducks*
scheiße :roll:
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pikkrong wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:
Grammar Fuhrer
The word is Führer.
aaah - but i didn't actually write that bit i merely copied and pasted it from the original quiz. this should be obvious from the style: when have you ever seen me capitalise anything? check the subject header (which i did write) and you'll see that the ümlaut is present and correct...
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RicheyJames wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:
Grammar Fuhrer
The word is Führer.
aaah - but i didn't actually write that bit i merely copied and pasted it from the original quiz. this should be obvious from the style: when have you ever seen me capitalise anything? check the subject header (which i did write) and you'll see that the ümlaut is present and correct...
Methinks the word 'Umlaut' in German doesn't actually feature an umlaut...

Neverhasneverwill... :roll:

Such arrant nonsense really DOESN'T become you, RJ! ... :innocent: :von:
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RicheyJames wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
RicheyJames wrote:
Grammar Fuhrer
The word is Führer.
aaah - but i didn't actually write that bit i merely copied and pasted it from the original quiz. this should be obvious from the style: when have you ever seen me capitalise anything? check the subject header (which i did write) and you'll see that the ümlaut is present and correct...
I din't take it too serious, should I? :wink:
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and i'd have gotten awy with it if it weren't for you pesky kids...

guess i just got a bit too clever for my own good this time. i never claimed to be an expert in german anyway. ah well, at least i'm keeping you all on your toes!
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Aaaah, the sound of backpedalling is so sweet to the ears... 8)
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Lars Svensson wrote:Aaaah, the sound of backpedalling is so sweet to the ears... 8)
see .sig :wink:
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RicheyJames wrote: ah well, at least i'm keeping you all on your toes!
My young friend, I don't understand what you are talking about.
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RicheyJames wrote:
Lars Svensson wrote:Aaaah, the sound of backpedalling is so sweet to the ears... 8)
see .sig :wink:
ARF! ;D
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Thrash Harry wrote:Surely being perfect doesn't make me a nazi? Persecuting those less perfect would. So what's the right answer to the one about the presents. I chose number 3 but I'm not 100% sure.
That's correct. It becomes evident if you let "he" and "my dad" switch places.
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Can I just add - Sisters Gegen Nazis.
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