Heartland

Just the thing for blowing off a little steam.
Not big.
Not clever.
But it amused me for at least twenty seconds.


http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

132 - I'm bored

Hey Erudite. I love youre avatar! It reminds me of battlestar galactica.

Yes im having a very bad day, and although that was basic, and only entertained me for about 30 seconds.. those 30 seconds were care free and happy.. ah the joy of killing things.

i got 148 - woo!

Candover Premiere wrote:Hey Erudite. I love youre avatar! It reminds me of battlestar galactica.

It was "borrowed" from the official site, where it was displayed for a few
months to celebrate the advent of the Euro...

I found greatest pleasure in letting the ikkle ones get past me three or four times until they were humungous (god I hate that word). A very satisfying spleurchy keeersplat ensues.

was that on the link or in class?

Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

Adrenochrome wrote:Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

ahh! again!

couldnt see it last tie but now i finally get to play it!!

first go was 1084.5 - me like!

oooh! 1204.7

Have you ever tried this in real?

Jep- 1200

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not
from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a
fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

Red Sunsets wrote:Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of
forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male
was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,
flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not
from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a
positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a
fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the
coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control
the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with
very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the
site of the forest fire.

You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific,
the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in
the air.

Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.

darwin-tastic!

Quiff Boy wrote:oooh! 1204.7

Nuts!!!!!

1204.5. Can't get close to that again!

Quiff Boy wrote:darwin-tastic!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.htm

mugabe wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:darwin-tastic!

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.htm

There was an episode of CSI that had this in it. Turns out that it was a hoax as well. Good episode though.

Do I get another go?

Quiff Boy wrote:

Adrenochrome wrote:Try this:

http://www.mironov.net/pingu/pingu3.swf

My all time favourit

ahh! again!

couldnt see it last tie but now i finally get to play it!!

first go was 1084.5 - me like!

this is a tweaked version of the original, things go much further now.

YES

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

Red Sunsets wrote:Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs
to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.

The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

That would be "hapless". And, http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm

mugabe wrote:And, http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.htm

Touche, I shall desist now.

Quiff Boy wrote:oooh! 1204.7

1209.6

and now i shall retire; champion