Heartland

it has lately come to my attention that more than a few of my fellow heartlanders are coming to view my contributions as tedious, tiresome and, to be blunt, rather unnecessary.

i, for my part, have recently found the continual rounds of greetings, birthday wishes and general self-congratulating back-slapping at the expense of wit, debate and intelligent conversation stifling, monotonous and depressing.

to this end i offer you all a once only, never to be repeated opportunity to decide my fate. cast your vote at any time during the next seven days and, depending on the result, i shall either fall upon my (virtual) sword or re-enter the fray refreshed and revitalised.

in order that you may not be unduly influenced in either direction i shall take a hiatus from posting for the duration of the contest...

The Big Man says you're staying!

*doesn't bother reading RJ's long waffley post, clicks "stay" and hopes it's summat about shakespears sister*

Heh, close to what Doomy said, but I was humming the Clashs' guitar bit after clicking Stay...

(btw, not sure of the use of the ' is right there or not. Lets assume it is eh?)

LMFAO......

Big girls spat.... thats all this is..... you know my vote!

Paddy.

Black Planet wrote:Oh please..
Stay.

I love you. Even tho we do squabble...You can't go...It would be too boring without you.

Hugs/kisses/ and the rest/

BP

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm saying nowt

yes dear

Check your pm's SG.

ANYWAY, getting back to the subject................go and you'll be getting a bitch slap

RicheyJames wrote: self-congratulating back-slapping

And this poll isn't?

Disappointed the possible answers are limited and there's no 'burn him, he's a witch' option. Just a thought.

don't go.. i don't want to lose any of you.. *sniff*

I'd call that an overwhelming vote of confidence. Just like in the good old days, when Saddam would get 102.3% in elections.

Well, Mr James. It would appear 2 people want rid of you.
You're far too entertaining to voto off in a Pop Idol/Celebrity Get me outta here type way. Do you want us to say "Oh please don't go Richey?"

His bloody head wont fit htrough the door it tell ya!!!! and he will just feel his harsh pedantic approach will be justified...

DO YOU ALL REALISE WHAT WE HAVE DONE !!!!



Paddy.

this poll is wank . RJ I hear what you're saying and I sort of agree.

..but unless we're all really busy all the time, then I think the statistics speak for themselves. People are getting fed up of banal threads, petty sniping, even in jest, sihte grammar, epigrams just to appear clever.

So, yeah I couldn't give a flying f**k whether you stay or go... you tease, tease tease.

But I've been thinking the same thoughts ( specially the one about the banana and whipped cream ) I digress.

my advice, don't think twice.....

have a rest for a while, if it's still not to your likeing stay away. That's what I'm gonna do.

Over 'n' Out Muther fockers

What? Leave? And make me the sole and only miserable bastard around here that likes Port Vale? Naeh.

I voted 'go' solely because I'd like to see SG bitch slap him. But if you two can work out a way where RJ stays and still gets smacked upside the head, I'd be happy to change my vote.

Have things really sunk to this level? A poll to decide whether a member stays or leaves? F**king hell!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

@ Quiffy - please get rid of this ridiculous poll thing. It's the one aspect of this board that really irritates me.
It is driving people away IMHO. And no I don't want to see another poll to decide if we should have polls or not...

Scardwel wrote:You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Please elaborate. Why should I be ashamed of myself?

go figure.

Mmmmm...I usually ignore the polls anyway, but I'm *already* bored waiting for a lift so what the heck...

I reckon you should stay RJ. There's nowt wrong with a bit of 'tedious, tiresome & unnecessary' & your pedantry is a thing of true beauty.