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EraserHead
Road Kill
Posts: 36 Joined: 08 Feb 2004, 18:49
08 Feb 2004, 19:26
Please, Iv'e only just got here' and its nice and warm! Two eggs boiling in a saucepan. One male, One female She turns to him, and says "Look Ive got a crack!" He replies," No point in telling me, I'm not even hard yet!"
Do I need to get my coat?
Eh!
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699 Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else
08 Feb 2004, 20:17
Coat? Yes!
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EraserHead
Road Kill
Posts: 36 Joined: 08 Feb 2004, 18:49
10 Feb 2004, 00:24
Thanks, for the welcome! Thought I'd make the effort on the first post.
Eh!
Quiff Boy
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10 Feb 2004, 00:29
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
6FeetOver
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10 Feb 2004, 00:52
Welcome to Heartland, EraserHead! Oh - and that was quite naughty of you, by the way!
Mrs RicheyJames
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Posts: 4128 Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.
10 Feb 2004, 10:24
They are in no way as good as my jokes though!!!
Only a paand.
Mrs RicheyJames
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Posts: 4128 Joined: 10 Feb 2003, 00:33
Location: Rick Astley's house. Trying to find out why he chooses to look like Timsinister.
10 Feb 2004, 10:26
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause it was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause he was stapled to the first monkey
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Cause he thought it was a game
See?? It just doesn't compare.............
Only a paand.
EraserHead
Road Kill
Posts: 36 Joined: 08 Feb 2004, 18:49
10 Feb 2004, 22:06
I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here
Eh!
Andy TG
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10 Feb 2004, 22:35
EraserHead wrote: I can only blame Absinthe for that one!
SG! Youre quite right, although I think I read it not too far away from here
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