Heartland

Good luck _emma_

Heartbeat. The Royal. The Waltons. The Little House On The Prairie. I'm a sucker for all that housey, family, warmy, fireside sh!t. It's what Sundays were made for. Pass the Thornton's Continental. Who's pinched all the Viennese Truffles?

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire

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Thrash Harry wrote:Heartbeat. The Royal. The Waltons. The Little House On The Prairie. I'm a sucker for all that housey, family, warmy, fireside sh!t. It's what Sundays were made for. Pass the Thornton's Continental. Who's pinched all the Viennese Truffles?

Listen...we've got a 'warming daddy's slippers' rota in our house, No, actually, we haven't. We have a 'take the p**s out of daddy's slippers' rota, but I've got enough self-respect to handle this level of abuse...just.

Home,
Home On The Range,
Where The Dear And The Antelope Play-eee

(Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Tonto heavily disguised as a door, had his Knob shot off!)

AndyTheGoth wrote:Meanwhile, back at The Ranch, Tonto heavily disguised as a door, had his Knob shot off!

Andy,
Keep your private perversions to yourself. Some of us are trying to sleep.

Wait til they start drinking your beer. Oi! Give me the remote! Even I've seen this episode of Jackass at least five times before. What's on UK Gold...

AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range

So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove?

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?

Thanks PIB.
Yesterday as I went there to take over the keys and documents from the previous owner, I found him so unbelieveably drunk that I thought it wouldn't be possible at all. He couldn't neither speak nor stand on his own legs! It took 4 hours to get evrything completed and walk him away to his wife's place.

Gripper wrote:

AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range

So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove?

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?

@ Gripper and YOU have the gall to call ME a "Pervert"

"Range" in this case being a area full of "Horses" - OH Gawd - Why did I say that

AndyTheGoth wrote:

Gripper wrote:

AndyTheGoth wrote:Home On The Range

So, Andy, from what I understand, you feel 'at home' burning your backside on some kind of antiquated wood-burning stove?

Personally I prefer the direct branding iron method.

Oh God, what have I said?

@ Gripper and YOU have the gall to call ME a "Pervert"

"Range" in this case being a area full of "Horses" - OH Gawd - Why did I say that

Sorry, Andy. Too much of too much last night.

I must say, looks like I've missed so much fun here

Sexygoth wrote:I must say, looks like I've missed so much fun here

Nice to have you round, SG.

I know

Looks like SG is Home, home and deranged....

And don't you forget it! Now I hope you've fixed your own dinner son 'cause I can't be bothered............Nip out and get us 20 superkings, there's a good lad!!

anything else dear.... bottle of red or 3?

Yes, that would be splendid!!

paint it black wrote:Good luck _emma_

Enjoy!!!!!

Ganith