Heartland

...Richey's poll? I assume you are the most authorative person on the subject? Given a 1/3-2/3 stay vote, has one third of him gone, and two thirds remains (Rich James? Richey Jam?)? Or is he all here? Or was unanimity a condition to his continuing presence, and he and his lexicon have struck off down the long and widing road of the information superhighway? Or did QB's pulling of the poll (hey, QB, fancy running elections in Florida?) void the whole affair, thus denying an emphatic victory and return to board?

Whichever way, please say hello.

All together now:

And now the time is neer
And so he makes the final log off
To some a rain of feer
To other's just time to bog off

Threads, he had a few
But then again, to phew to mention
If you ignored (as many did)
His tedious punctuashion [Sid Vicous drawl hear pls)

Yes there were times, when we'll thought
It was time to lay off the apostrophe
And thru tedium, we had our doubts
That James Ritchie ever got out
Until one day, he found SG
And left heartland hissssss waighhhhhh.

Candover Premiere wrote:(hey, QB, fancy running elections in Florida?)

after the hassle last time? nah....

we nearly lost that time. don't think i could stand the stress

But you did well. And the rest of the free world thanks you for it.

you're welcome

I sometimes think that future US elections will require, as a matter of eligibility, at least two tours of duty in 'nam. All nominees will have wild eyed, lsd-fried brains, preceed every speech with "Goooooood Morning AMERICA" and twitch uncontrollably if any difficult question is asked followed by saying "you weren't there man" accusingly before reverting to mumbling incoherently into their beards.

A depressing thought, perhaps, but at least we would all know where we stand.

Candover Premiere wrote: James Ritchie

It's RichEY!!!! (thought i'd mention that just incase he does come back)

And I don't know, i'm sick of moaning to him about it!! I think it's got something to do with the lack of intersting threads or summit!!!

Sexygoth wrote:

Candover Premiere wrote: James Ritchie

It's RichEY!!!! (thought i'd mention that just incase he does come back)

And I don't know, i'm sick of moaning to him about it!! I think it's got something to do with the lack of intersting threads or summit!!!

I know. But Sid Vicious was John RiTCHIE. And Sid Vicious sang my way. And so I thought it a nice extra twist on the song. Perhaps a tad oblique.

Just tell him it is the only moaning you'll do unless he stops being so childish about it all, and gives in to his ego and self-importance.

Bollox, how DARE you come up with a proper answer!!

Me withhold certain favours?? You have got to be kidding, why the hell should I miss out?? lol

Sexygoth wrote:Me withhold certain favours?? You have got to be kidding, why the hell should I miss out?? lol

Now that's a proper answer.

Candover Premiere wrote:...Richey's poll? I assume you are the most authorative person on the subject? Given a 1/3-2/3 stay vote, has one third of him gone, and two thirds remains (Rich James? Richey Jam?)? Or is he all here? Or was unanimity a condition to his continuing presence, and he and his lexicon have struck off down the long and widing road of the information superhighway? Or did QB's pulling of the poll (hey, QB, fancy running elections in Florida?) void the whole affair, thus denying an emphatic victory and return to board?

i'm sure you'll be delighted to know that all three thirds of me are still alive and well. unfortunately the conclusion of the voting period appears to have coincided with an attack of apathy delaying my victorious return.

i'd like to thank all of you for participating in this fine exercise in democracy and assure the eleven poor befuddled souls who would rather i had not returned that i bear them no ill will...

I didn't vote, I thought it would only encourage you.

[quote="RicheyJames"]i'm sure you'll be delighted to know that all three thirds of me are still alive and well. unfortunately the conclusion of the voting period appears to have coincided with an attack of apathy delaying my victorious return.

i'd like to thank all of you for participating in this fine exercise in democracy and assure the eleven poor befuddled souls who would rather i had not returned that i bear them no ill will... [/quote]

Well well done on coming back. Your ill will is also welcome especially when it is funny, well directed and retracted where undue offence is caused.