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Are you brits ready to get your asses kicked tomorrow night?

Beckham will brake a nail and leave the game crying like a little girl.

Oooh, it will be beautiful.

3 - 0 Portugal wins

edit: less haste

Ummm, Portugal wins 4 - 0?

I'm a Jock, Z.
Come visit Glasgow, we'll show you the difference.

Keep dreaming.

What is this all about anyway? Spain is playing Britain at football, is that all???

Red_Kola wrote:What is this all about anyway?

Kola, see me at the end of this class please or it's a visit to Big Si Land.

Who cares? Bloody friendlies. At least I don't give a stuff if Beckham gets injured any more.

BH - that's some avatar man.

3 -1 to England, i'll bet a months wages on that!

Lamia wrote:3 -1 to England, i'll bet a months wages on that!

To be honest, if i had a wage i'd bet it on England winning too, Portugal sucks so much nowadays.

But Beckham will still cry like a little girl at the end of the game because the other kids made fun of his underware.

Red_Kola wrote:Spain is playing Britain at football, is that all???

Your geography knowledge is astounding.

If it was Britain playing, the only addition would be Giggs I reckon. ??

Where's me coat?

Wot? No Christian Dailly to replace Rio Ferdinand?

None of those prolific Northern Ireland strikers to replace the prolific Michael Owen?

Limited interest in today's games, though. I hate friendlies.

That said, I was interested to see Latvia priced at 4/7 to beat Kazakhstan this afternoon in Cyprus (www.coralbet.com). By my calculations that should be a 1/4 shot at best. Kazakhstan are 135th in the world, just behind Sri Lanka, while Latvia are in the mid-50s and have qualified for Euro 2004.

Lump on!

zigeunerweisen wrote:

Red_Kola wrote:Spain is playing Britain at football, is that all???

Your geography knowledge is astounding.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

I'm Inglez, and I think Bortugaaal will win. Sorry, but I do. I'd like to be wrong!

I agree with Andy, the friendlies really are so boring nowadays. I'll support us to the death when we play in tournaments but I couldn't care less about tonight... unless Smudger Smithy gets on & causes some havoc.

zigeunerweisen wrote:Are you brits ready to get your asses kicked tomorrow night?

Beckham will brake a nail and leave the game crying like a little girl.

Oooh, it will be beautiful.

3 - 0 Portugal wins

I think that comment about Beckham's a bit unfair- I don't know where he got his 'wimpy' reputation from, he seems to me to be no less tough than any other footballer.

Besides, at least he's not a cheat like every Portugese player.

I think England will win 2-1.

Now that raises the tone, doesn't it? I'll have you know that in 1947, a Portuguese b-team substitute was put on so late in the match that he didn't even finish tying his laces. Da Silva, I think his name was. By the time he'd done the left one up, the whistle went. He therefore had no time to dive, dissemble or pinch anyone. Your statement is clearly unfair.

Black Shuck wrote:

zigeunerweisen wrote:Are you brits ready to get your asses kicked tomorrow night?

Beckham will brake a nail and leave the game crying like a little girl.

Oooh, it will be beautiful.

3 - 0 Portugal wins

I think that comment about Beckham's a bit unfair- I don't know where he got his 'wimpy' reputation from, he seems to me to be no less tough than any other footballer.

Besides, at least he's not a cheat like every Portugese player.

I think England will win 2-1.

I used to absolutely hate the fella. I am 100% pure Leeds & I hate Man United more than anything though so that probably explains it.
Don't mind him now he's ditched the scum though. Nice to see him doing well for Real.

England will win 3-2 tonight. David James will let two howlers in in the first half. Paul Robinson will come on to replace him & save eight penalties & Alan Smith will come on with five mins to go & score a hat-trick. (& then we'll beat the scum on Saturday... come on you whites !!!!)

Purple Light wrote:(& then we'll beat the scum on Saturday... come on you whites !!!!)

Your post was plausible, up until that last bit...

Black Shuck wrote:

Purple Light wrote:(& then we'll beat the scum on Saturday... come on you whites !!!!)

Your post was plausible, up until that last bit...

Blimey Shuck, I have to agree with you.

Go on, how much are Scotland getting humped by? (I can only watch Glasgow Celtic games)

Well, I was right about Latvia. 3-1 winners, and a tidy £30 profit for yours truly.

He who dares, Rodders, he who dares!

Mind, I nearly shat myself when Kazakhstan took the lead midway through the first half

And I gather England were quite dull. It's not worth even ripping the p*ss out of Scotland, mind.

Portugal almost kicked the english ugly asses....

1-1, both goals by portuguese players...

Hehe, they're not all ugly, you know. Just most of them.