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Posted: 25 Feb 2004, 20:56
by karin
A man walked into his local. "Why's every one so downcast " he asked
"Someone nicked the telly " replied the barman. "Well what do you expect" said the bloke, " you left it in the corner where every one could see it."
Posted: 28 Feb 2004, 00:55
by Andy TG
A Horse walks in to a Bar and the Barman says
"Why the Long Face" !
Posted: 28 Feb 2004, 23:27
by 6FeetOver
Posted: 28 Feb 2004, 23:43
by James Blast
Is this the home of the lame joke? if so....
definition of a hormone - the noise you hear outside a brothel
Posted: 28 Feb 2004, 23:53
by 6FeetOver
Heeheehee! Nice.
Posted: 29 Feb 2004, 11:32
by Izzy HaveMercy
Two guys walk past a bar.....
Ah... will never happen...
Let's start again.
IZ.
Posted: 29 Feb 2004, 13:13
by sisxbeforedawn
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 22:59
by Izzy HaveMercy
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
IZ.
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 23:03
by Quiff Boy
...with a cup in each hand?
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 23:11
by James Blast
... shouldn't that be cpu, KewBee?
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 23:11
by 6FeetOver
LOL!!!
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 23:13
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 01 Mar 2004, 23:17
by 6FeetOver
LMAO!!! "KewBee" - I LOVE it!!! Muahahahaha!!!
Posted: 04 Mar 2004, 01:09
by Andy TG
The definition of pain is......
.....sliding down a razor blade using your balls as breaks
Posted: 04 Mar 2004, 10:16
by DomConway
A prawn walked into a bar and pulled a mussel
Posted: 04 Mar 2004, 23:35
by James Blast
The Seventh Cavalry are surrounded and the drums have been beating all through the night.
Custer say's "It'll be hell when the drums stop".
"Why?" asks the new recruit.
"Bass solo" Custer replies.
Posted: 05 Mar 2004, 10:47
by markfiend
Posted: 05 Mar 2004, 15:36
by mayhem
Posted: 05 Mar 2004, 20:55
by Izzy HaveMercy
Red Sunsets wrote:The Seventh Cavalry are surrounded and the drums have been beating all through the night.
Custer say's "It'll be hell when the drums stop".
"Why?" asks the new recruit.
"Bass solo" Custer replies.
The new recrute replies: "that sounds very bad indeed"
An indian replies from out of the bushes: "sorry 'bout that, it's a session drummer!"
IZ.
Posted: 05 Mar 2004, 21:01
by James Blast
Hehehehehehehe, nice one Iz
Posted: 11 Mar 2004, 16:35
by CorpPunk
A priest was walking along the cliffs of Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "men helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "He sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."
