The Official Heartland Screensaver (v1)

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Cheers Quiffy :) :)

My work computer is now an infinitly more streamlined and ferocious animal :D

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Quiff Boy wrote: - maybe a seasonal Xmas one... ;D

So that would be you in a Santa suit then displaying a well crafted Yule log :innocent:
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Dammit Quiff.... so i have to remove Prince now :(

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Wot, us MacTypes left out in the cold again?

Is It Cause I Is Mac?
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Red Sunsets wrote:Wot, us MacTypes left out in the cold again?

Is It Cause I Is Mac?
yup.

sorry - the software i used would only export pc screensavers...

if anyone uses macromedia flash on a mac and has a copy of mac sourcery or something (ie: they can export swf files are mac screensavers) and is willing to recreate this screensaver (its only a very simple slideshow) then send me a pm and i'll let you have the hi-res jpgs...

:)
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Padstar wrote:Dammit Quiff.... so i have to remove Prince now :(

Paddy
i could do a purple and paisley version if it makes you feel any better?

;D :lol:
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God forgive me for this QB, I have Flash and DreamWeaver but I am a real novice with them. I might be able to stick them in FreeHand and do something with them, let's give it a whizz.

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Red Sunsets wrote:God forgive me for this QB, I have Flash and DreamWeaver but I am a real novice with them. I might be able to stick them in FreeHand and do something with them, let's give it a whizz.

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Many thanks QB :) :) :) :) :) :)

At long last I have a groovy screensaver to match the desktop :D

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:notworthy:

8) :von: :D
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@ QB - :notworthy: ;D :notworthy: ;D :notworthy: ;D :notworthy: ;D

A great Screensaver - just what a Sisters saver should be :von:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Padstar wrote:Dammit Quiff.... so i have to remove Prince now :(

Paddy
i could do a purple and paisley version if it makes you feel any better?

;D :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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cool :!:

i don't use screensavers anymore (just blank screen) but that one might just change my mind
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Padstar wrote:Dammit Quiff.... so i have to remove Prince now :(

Paddy
mwwhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Good, he's crap anyway <hides> :wink:
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That's lovely. I shall now constantly stop working, so I can look at it.
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Sa-WEET! ;D

Thanks, Quifflet!!! Awesome. :von:
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Yes, I second that. It looks very good. It goes very well with the black monitor I'm using. And it sets off all the time since I'm mostly staring out the window (there's smoke on the water, very dreamy) instead of working.
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Quiff Boy wrote:
You install it at your own risk. :von:


I dont like that sentence.

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hallucienate wrote:cool :!:

i don't use screensavers anymore (just blank screen) but that one might just change my mind
the same here :)

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I'm still working on a MacVersion for all you weirdos (like me) out there...
I do know a MacWorkaround for all us/you on OS X - copy and paste the files into MacScreenSaver/Energy Saver/Monitor or whatever.

PM me if you want the files, c'mon you know you do.

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Very fine indeed.

Just confirms what a nice fellow you are, Quiffy.

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i love it
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if i bring the whole system down at work can i have a medal?
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emilystrange wrote:if i bring the whole system down at work can i have a medal?
yep, as long as you dont give your sys admin my email address ;)

gold, silver or bronze?
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i couldn't possibly be so mean.
silver please. gold is so blingbling.
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