Heartland

A kind friend has leant me the above title today and I shall be watching it tonight (and yes I am aware of the translation).

Apparently it's the most sexually graffic movie ever to be given certificate in Britain. Anybody seen it? What's the lowdown?

S303

Shall I wish you good evening?

Not seen it, but would like graphic rundown of what its like purleeease!!

Most certainly Lamia - there will be a 'full' review posted tomorrow.

Sits waiting patiently

i'm not patient...*shifts in chair*

Neither am I........<goes to pub>

I've seen it. Actually it's not a very good movie. It's hard to watch it for its cineastic qualities. Wich leaves the sex and the violence, wich in my opinion is just gross. Not provocative, or vigorating, or mind expanding, just gross. I think they wanted to do a Thelma & Louise with hardcore porn in it. What they got was a low budget porn film with lots of fake blood and two Susan Sarandon wannabees.


Enjoy though

Oh......

The Green Lantern wrote:I've seen it. Actually it's not a very good movie. It's hard to watch it for its cineastic qualities. Wich leaves the sex and the violence, wich in my opinion is just gross. Not provocative, or vigorating, or mind expanding, just gross. I think they wanted to do a Thelma & Louise with hardcore porn in it. What they got was a low budget porn film with lots of fake blood and two Susan Sarandon wannabees.

I'll second that - I didn't enjoy it at all for the same reasons. It didn't have anything to say, just seemed to rely on the shock factor to make an impression. And there are far better and less grim ways of shocking than those used. Did you watch it yet Steve?

Try this instead: http://www.intermission-movie.com/

Gritty Dub drama.

how disappointing. i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it with who? (you can leave me out)

Well now that we know you watch low budget porn, anything else you'd care to share with us?

Review lifted from todays 303 Times;

"Baise Moi follows the exploits of Nadine & Manu as they wreak revenge on a society that has exploited and violated them, both physically and mentally.

Director (and writer of the novel) Virginie Despentes attempts a Punk Noir vision of femine revenge. A road movie drawing it's influence from N.B.K. and Thelma & Louise. The movie wears it's influences on it's sleeve, the first shortcomings of a film with many.

From the shocking rape scene within the first five minutes to the blood bath in a sex club the film shocks. If this was the intention of Despentes then she suceeds excellently.

What Baise Moi fails to do is present itself as a plausable attempt at a Punk road movie. The script is stilted, the cinematography dragged down by the constant need to upset the viewer.

It is neither ironic in it's message or statemental. Baise Moi fails in every respect other than an art house porno flick.

Pointless, banal and lacking originality the film only works if the viewer happens to be a fan of chic French porn.

A true sign of a memeorable film is waking up the morning after and not being able to turn off from the images of the movie. This film indeed does that.

Sounds great

Karst wrote:Try this instead: http://www.intermission-movie.com/

Gritty Dub drama.

Awwwww, Karst. Nice song with this one....from a damn fine band!!!

THE CLASH

"I Fought the Law"

Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I needed money 'cause I had none
I fought the law and the law won [x2]

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

Robbin' people with a six-gun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]
I lost my girl and I lost my fun
I fought the law and the law won [x2]

I left my baby and it feels so bad
Guess my race is run
She's the best girl that I ever had
I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the

I fought the law and the law won [x7]
I fought the law and the

Farcical Irish cover version anyone? And it's got Colin Farrell in it.

Steve303 wrote:Farcical Irish cover version anyone? And it's got Colin Farrell in it.

Colin Farrell?

Steve303 wrote:Farcical Irish cover version anyone?

I don't think anyone can cover the Clash properly. Am I the only one besides Burn and JB that remembers them as far back as the late 1970's?

Barman Blast......

I'm here m'dear had the great fortune of seeing The Clash on the London's Calling tour, then some years later Combat Rock.

Untouchable!

Red Sunsets wrote:I'm here m'dear had the great fortune of seeing The Clash on the London's Calling tour, then some years later Combat Rock.

Untouchable!

emilystrange wrote:how disappointing. i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it with who? (you can leave me out)

@ Miss Strange

I do not wish to "participate" but would be most interested in "Directing" the Movie Version of your, as yet unwritten, "Masterpeice"

I'm on the camera, Mr. The Goth, direct away.

emilystrange wrote:how disappointing. i'll have to write my own porn then.... who wants to be in it with who? (you can leave me out)

Are we talking about fellow heartlanders? Or celebrities?
I need to get this straight in my head.

@ Barman Blast, yes Zodiac's other books are a porno centric as they come. He and his mates do some really really filthy things in some horrible vulgar places with/without some really skanky women. I'm almost afraid of meeting him....better take some sani-wipes with me....right?