Heartland

Posted: **13 Mar 2004, 00:13**

Unemployed architect scouring the job adverts:

Ah here's one. 6 month contract for an erection manager.

His wife:

That's no good. You can't manage an erection for more than five minutes.

Posted: **13 Mar 2004, 19:33**

That sounds like you speak from bitter experience

Posted: **16 Mar 2004, 11:04**

Shouldn't you be passed out in a cab round about now?

Posted: **16 Mar 2004, 11:16**

I am.

Posted: **16 Mar 2004, 17:58**

I'm not sure I can trust you to turn up for your slot on Mastermind.

Posted: **17 Mar 2004, 10:13**

in the absence of any other volunteers, looks like I'm stuck with it.

Posted: **17 Mar 2004, 14:35**

Looks like I'm gonna have to cajole a few people into applying then.

Heartland

12/03/2003

12/03/2003