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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Tuscan Chimaera
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And did those tips in office time
tap upon Heartland's forum screen?
And was Chairman Bux or the God Squad
On Heartland's general chat seen?
And did the countenance divine
Smile upon Thrash Harry's goals?
And was worthy debate posted here
Among Black Horizon's polls?

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Bring me my Eldritch of desire!
Bring me my whitby! O gigs, unfold!
Fvck me, that Von is a liar!
I will not cease from such mindless posts,
Nor shall my keyboard rest under hand,
Till in this office block
Heartland's forum has been banned.

Hello. I'm new here. But I think you've been missing me already.
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:eek: Very good. ;D

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goodness me. i don't think anyone has ever made such an entrance.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:goodness me. i don't think anyone has ever made such an entrance.
i can think of 3 or 4...

;)
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goodness me. i don't think anyone has ever made such an entrance.
i can think of 3 or 4...

;)
Moi aussi. But thanks for the name check anyway. :wink:
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goodness me. i don't think anyone has ever made such an entrance.
i can think of 3 or 4...

;)
Moi aussi. But thanks for the name check anyway. :wink:
am i being thick then?
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That depends. Simple test. Who do you prefer. The DARKness or the LIGHThouse family?
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you are new, aren't you...
give me the dark, everytime.

'emily saw the light, and she wasn't impressed' ... direct quote from my bible. available in good bookshops.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:
emilystrange wrote:goodness me. i don't think anyone has ever made such an entrance.
i can think of 3 or 4...

;)
Moi aussi. But thanks for the name check anyway. :wink:
Mon plaisir. You rhymed. Another goal achieved. :wink:
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emilystrange wrote:you are new, aren't you...
give me the dark, everytime.

'emily saw the light, and she wasn't impressed' ... direct quote from my bible. available in good bookshops.
Yup. Thick as the tread on my rear tyres.
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ah now, what was the name of the heroine in beauty and the beast, or was it the stockmarket that gave it away :?

hello newbie 8)

*drink*

*feck*

*arse*
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paint it black wrote:
hello newbie 8)

*drink*

*feck*

*arse*
I'm looking at this, and then I'm looking at your signature, and then I'm concluding that you bat for a different side to the one I bat for. And I'm scared.
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[quote="Tuscan Chimaera Yup. Thick as the tread on my rear tyres.[/quote]

DON'T. just DON'T.
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paint it black wrote:ah now, what was the name of the heroine in beauty and the beast, or was it the stockmarket that gave it away
Or even a character whose first name was "----"
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
paint it black wrote:
hello newbie 8)

*drink*

*feck*

*arse*
I'm looking at this, and then I'm looking at your signature, and then I'm concluding that you bat for a different side to the one I bat for. And I'm scared.
Don't be scared, just be lubed.
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did TC insult me on its first day, or am i still being oversensitive?
a worried emily
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emilystrange wrote:or am i still being oversensitive?
Or Cancerian ..? :D :innocent:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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that too, lol
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emilystrange wrote:did TC insult me on its first day, or am i still being oversensitive?
a worried emily
Yes I did, and no you're not, my little strawberry blancmange. But you walked into it, and there was little I could do. You just walked right in.

But now you've just called me TC and I simply purrrrr with delight when people call me that. So I promise not to insult you again until the end of the day, top cat.
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hy Tuscan.
welkom at heartland,
I'm the dude non understands and irritates all.
heil.
Another Shade of You.
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christophe wrote:hy Tuscan.
welkom at heartland,
I'm the dude non understands and irritates all.
heil.
Would you like me to recommend a good barber?
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Tuscan Chimaera wrote:
emilystrange wrote:did TC insult me on its first day, or am i still being oversensitive?
a worried emily
Yes I did, and no you're not, my little strawberry blancmange. But you walked into it, and there was little I could do. You just walked right in.

But now you've just called me TC and I simply purrrrr with delight when people call me that. So I promise not to insult you again until the end of the day, top cat.
the first word's probably right, but the second, hmmm.. over optimistic. maybe four letters begining C ending T

only joking

hop on board, next trip leaves in 5 minutes :wink:
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You again. :roll: ;)

Which great Russian literary masterpiece is "Tuscan Chimaera" taken from? Or do you have a penchant for TVR sports cars?
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Tuscan Chimaera
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Chairman Bux wrote:You again. :roll: ;)

Which great Russian literary masterpiece is "Tuscan Chimaera" taken from? Or do you have a penchant for TVR sports cars?
Oh yes. Me. Again. Indeedy doody daydee. And you're pretty lucky, I'll have you know, oh Buxom one. I almost went and didn't come back.

Russian literary masterpieces.....I'm less like the work, and more like the cat. And you just can't keep a good cat down. Did you see me in Glamorama? Pretty sneeky, I thought.

TVR is British, and that's a good thing. But they are made of plastic. And that's a bad thing. Except for one brief flirtation with a little french number, I have always driven Porsches. There is no substitute.

Anyway. Nice to see you again.
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