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IQ Test
Posted: 24 Mar 2004, 15:46
by Loki
IQ Test - DONT CHEAT!
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy
pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first
before scrolling down for the answer...
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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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If you got this wrong please - do not pass go, do not breed, just dig a hole and hide.
Posted: 25 Mar 2004, 01:30
by Andy TG
In the Kingdom of the Blind - The One-Eyed Man is King
Posted: 25 Mar 2004, 01:31
by Andy TG
AndyTheGoth wrote:In the Kingdom of the Blind - The One-Eyed Man is King
And YES I did get the answer correct !
Posted: 25 Mar 2004, 20:02
by James Blast
Doh!
Posted: 25 Mar 2004, 23:30
by CorpPunk
Red Sunsets wrote:Doh!
I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.' At least, I am.
Posted: 25 Mar 2004, 23:36
by James Blast
CorpPunk wrote:I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.'
I hear ya
CP we think outside the box, conceptualise, run things up flag poles to see who wil......
Sorry, blame my boss and all her psychobabble.
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 00:28
by Dave R
If you want psychobabble, try playing W@NKWORD BINGO at company meetings....
Just make a list of the top five, eg, Singing from the same hymnsheet, think outside the box, touch base etc etc, and you and a colleague wait for the rest of the Idiots to spout this inane drivel, the first to get everyone on his list (yes your lists have to be different) shouts BINGO!!....
Then tries to explain to the MD what he or she is actually doing when they should really be motivating a new directive....
Ahem.
Try it out.....
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 00:37
by Andy TG
Red Sunsets wrote:CorpPunk wrote:I second that. We're not dumb, Red, we're 'abstract thinkers.'
I hear ya
CP we think outside the box, conceptualise, run things up flag poles to see who wil......
Sorry, blame my boss and all her psychobabble.
@ RS - "Outside The Box" - "Our Of Your Tree" more like
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 13:56
by rian
Piece of cake
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 14:04
by markfiend
doktor wolf wrote:If you want psychobabble, try playing W@NKWORD BINGO at company meetings....
Just make a list of the top five, eg, Singing from the same hymnsheet, think outside the box, touch base etc etc, and you and a colleague wait for the rest of the Idiots to spout this inane drivel, the first to get everyone on his list (yes your lists have to be different) shouts BINGO!!....
Then tries to explain to the MD what he or she is actually doing when they should really be motivating a new directive....
Ahem.
Try it out.....
Good call Dok. My five for our office would be "to be honest", "at the end of the day", "basically", "we're talking big bucks here", and "happy days". *shudder* On a good day you can get all 5 in one sentence...
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 14:29
by mh
And while we're on the subject:
http://www.dack.com/web/s**t.html
EDIT - F*** censors!!!
That should be b u l l s h i t instead of a row of asterixs
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 14:31
by Petseri
Any insight to what the **** was before the censors got to work?
Martin