26/03/2004 - Husbands
Posted: 26 Mar 2004, 12:58
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?
Well, husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it
Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ..... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, "I'm so excited!"
"Good" said the husband, "but, Why?"
"You're an Estate Agent. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get f*cked!"
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?
Well, husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
state-of-the-art method.
Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it
Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was ..... God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, "I'm so excited!"
"Good" said the husband, "but, Why?"
"You're an Estate Agent. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get f*cked!"
