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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Thrash Harry
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I know the day set aside to celebrate your greatest miracle is a few weeks off yet, but I don't have that much time before this request becomes critical. I really don't like the idea of being 'Slight' anything, and would much rather stay 'Utterly Bastard Filthy'. If you could see your way to arranging this, I would be most grateful and would treat my fellow Heartlanders with the courtesy and respect they so deserve.

Your most humble servant

Thrash The Unworthy

P.S. The good people of Heartland have helped me come to terms with the trauma you caused me during my teenage years, so I would ask you to bless them and look favourably on any similar requests they may have.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Black Planet
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Do you really think Andrew is listening?
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Thrash Harry
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Black Planet wrote:Do you really think Andrew is listening?
LOL

Sh!t. One step closer.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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oh go on then :roll:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Thrash Harry
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Fncking Hell! I was about to say:

Well?

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You've made an old man cry!
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Thrash Harry wrote:You've made an old man cry!
oh no, not again!

*looks around*

I NEVER TOUCHED HIM!!

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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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It's the mushrooms QB...don't worry he'll be fine. And Harry, they will taste better if you put them on pizza.
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Black Planet wrote:they will taste better if you put them on pizza.
Haven't touched them since that first season. How can you go from 5 to 250 in the space of five weeks? Couldn't find enough to have the desired effect after that.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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