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Ed Rhombus
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"i wonder if i can pawn this for a couple of pints" ;D
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despite extensive advance publicity, the organisers of this year's alinis morissette look a like competition, were just a little unhappy at the unusually poor turnout.

however, a few bars of ironic showed there could only be one winner.
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whoever knitted his hat got the "R" the wrong way round :roll:
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This thread was about to disappear, so I posted :P
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"this hat hides my receding hairline quite well!"

or, if you were there....

"Lets hope d00mys friend gets hit by a car on the way out of the venue...."

as i said, dont judge me too harshly.... you had to be there !

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Padstar wrote:"this hat hides my receding hairline quite well!"

or, if you were there....

"Lets hope d00mys friend gets hit by a car on the way out of the venue...."

as i said, dont judge me too harshly.... you had to be there !

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but fair :roll:
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HA i didnt get run over so nah nah nah naaah nah. an anyways i was been mean cos i was pissed what was your excuse?
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Winner so far is defiantely PIB :)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"a completely useless piece of **** with strings all over it! "
....and breathe...1...2...3...4...5...6..

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Padstar wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:"a completely useless piece of **** with strings all over it! "
....and breathe...1...2...3...4...5...6..

;)

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so it-s a six-string eh? :wink:
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actually mr fiend, that was VERY funny.
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Aw shucks :oops:
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credit where credit's due, sweetie...
hmm i haven't got a court jester. praps i should audition...
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Court jester you say? Hmmmm....

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most people wrote their own job descriptions, lol.. QB's seems to be drinking Newky brown a lot.
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markfiend wrote:Eagle-eyes Action Man TM, now with Long Ginger Hair TM and Blue Electric Guitar TM accessories.
Classic!
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