Heartland

Animal? Zoot? Fuzzy? Beaker? Swedish chef? About bloody time. Just say hello.

Hello, Good Evening and Welcome To "My Heartland"

Hello and welcome
Don't get here confused with "Hell" that's where I work
Enjoy your stay!

Welcome Dr. Teeth

Hi!

Wotcha, you muppet.

Welcome to Heartland, Muppet! Enjoy your stay!

Hi there every one!! Nice of you all to say hello!! I'm still in shock at the moment having found Muppet boy, but I can't remember sleeping with his father!!!(I'm sure I should) Must have had way too much wine..............Mind you I don't remember giving birth either, so I really don't know what happened there, perhaps I had him secretly removed by a Stork whilst sleeping.
This looks like a forum with people who are even more sarcastic than me, AND you guys have a sense of humour as well! I've found a sane place at last

welcome home

Home it is indeed!! I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite) It is very amusing on here!

Congratulations. Salutations and whatever else.
Welcome.

Muppet wrote:I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite)

I wouldn't be able to keep abreast of things without my trannie.

Welcome Muppet, may your postings be many and incoherent

Mrs. Snowey wrote:Welcome Muppet, may your postings be many and incoherent

but surely she'd want to stand out from the rest of the heartland crowd?

Welcome

Muppet wrote:Home it is indeed!! I don't think I'll be needing my TV any more!(That's my television NOT my transvestite) It is very amusing on here!

Like the sig Muppet, but they also purr when they are in a lot of pain! Just thought that you should know that