Heartland

Surely somebody must know where Mr Eldritch is at the moment and what he is actually up to. I wonder how the mohican is getting on, any pictures made public since then?

Welcome. No news. Good news?

These days Mr. E has nothing but bad hair/image days.

He's doing what the blooody hell he likes with his hair, his armpits and his cheese collection. As you could. Only he'll do it with so much more style.

Black Horizon wrote:I know where he is. He's up his arse on the second hand shelf.

Ah say we got rr'selves a lynch marb. Git yrr peech forrk an' wull meet arn the county line by sundown. Yeeha. Cleetus furr prezident.

Ah'll geet Bubba and Billy Bob Ray, Billy Bob Jack, Billy Bob Aaron, Billy Bob Whateva! Git in ther Jeep and go a huntin' poon tang. Uh huh, huh uh. Huh.

Huhh?