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Black Shuck
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I have a large poster of the MK4 line-up (Von, Bruhn, Bricheno and James) on me bedroom wall; it's that overused 'lineup' image (you know the one where Von's jacket says 'Eldritch')

Well, see, the thing is, I've developed a curious habit, of late... Whenever I need some good luck, I kiss Von on the lips.
bizarre, I know. disturbingly, this has developed into me kissing him every day when I wake up...
I'm not even gay, that's the wierd thing. But I wondered... Do any of you lot have similarly strange Von fetishes?
Come on... CONFESS! Anyone carry around a lock of his hair, or only drink from an old 'vodka/cranberry' bottle from a gig in 1991?
Does anyone make their partner wear a smelly and torn 1983 tour t-shirt while you make lurve?
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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not with Von.. i suspect you need a private conversation with BP on this subject...
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I was going to say the same thing as Em. But I do think you are giving away too much information there Mr Shuck!
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No.
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We first met through a shared view
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blimey where did he spring from??
good evening, sir
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i know what you mean..i have a poster of von up in my room. everyday i look at it and go "you bastard" :von:
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emilystrange wrote:blimey where did he spring from??
good evening, sir
'Evening. Timezone permitting.
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Sexygoth wrote:But I do think you are giving away too much information there Mr Shuck!
And he can't even claim alcoholic immunity.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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pleased to make your acquaintance
*curtsies*
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Chairman Bux wrote:
emilystrange wrote:blimey where did he spring from??
good evening, sir
'Evening. Timezone permitting.
As my dad would say.....Sh*t the bed?

Yep great man indeed :lol: :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:
emilystrange wrote:blimey where did he spring from??
good evening, sir
'Evening. Timezone permitting.
As my dad would say.....Sh*t the bed?

Yep great man indeed :lol: :lol:
I prefer "F**k the judge!" :lol:
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Chairman Bux wrote:
Sexygoth wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote: 'Evening. Timezone permitting.
As my dad would say.....Sh*t the bed?

Yep great man indeed :lol: :lol:
I prefer "F**k the judge!" :lol:
Can't recall my Dad ever saying that one, perhaps I was asleep :wink:
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when I grow up I want to be Von.
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christophe wrote:when I grow up I want to be Von.
And have Black Shuck kiss you on the lips?? :eek:
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christophe wrote:when I grow up I want to be Von.
No you don't. You need to be yourself, accept no substitutes.
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I'm still curious as to why Shuck asked me out in another topic.
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Sexygoth wrote:
christophe wrote:when I grow up I want to be Von.
And have Black Shuck kiss you on the lips?? :eek:
Yes it’s my ultimate life goal.

Yoehoe, Black Shuck.. :kiss: :kiss:

:wink:
now, I don't wat to grow up.
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Now that you've asked.

I carry a RockCards photo of von with me in my card holder. Mark Manning is there too. When I am feeling down I usually pull it out and look at his picture.

I printed out the pic of Von without glasses that I have, full color and it's in my desk drawer. Had it out yesterday, just to gaze into his eyes. He is so beautiful.

He always makes things look a bit better.

Do I kiss his photo...do you really have to ask??? You ought to know my answer to that question.
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I'm still giggling from the first post on this thread
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Oh god......

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Christophe... did you ever consider cutting down on Piraat/Duvel/Kwak???*grins* I mean... there is only that much paint stripper one can take...
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BP..... there IS help out there, hun... ;-)
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hey Shuck you weren't at the beyond the viel2 gig where you? there where blokes in skirts and everything, you might have pulled :wink:
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