Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
THE Sisters Of Murphy @ Le Pornographique, Sunday 27th June.
The waiting is hell...
I have a 30ft long garage and an equally large back garden for anyone who needs somewhere to crash. Mrs T will be the Hostess with the Mostest and the neighbours will still be reeling from our Midsummers Night party the weekend before. Book that Monday morning off NOW!
In terms of accomodation all I require is a space 5'8" by 2'6". Preferably horizontal but I have had my moments vertical in under stairs cupboards. It's my ironing board impersonation.
Any innoculations or visas required for PRWY?
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Most excellent Mr Harry! I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available (I also do weddings and barmitzvahs). Simply draw a chalk outline of a fallen body on the floor and I'll be more than happy. I look forward to meeting fellow Heartlanders and getting Paddy's autograph.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Johnny Boy wrote:I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available
Nice one. I've booked you into the Blue Room. All we need to do now is get Sunsets and Monsieur Le Goth to come out to play and we can have our own Four Non-Yorkshiremen sketch.
LMFAO! does the room come ensuite with telly video and gothic nubile maidens?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Johnny Boy wrote:I don't normally do 'North' but having consulted my diary, PA and she who holds the purse strings, I can confirm that I am available
Nice one. I've booked you into the Blue Room. All we need to do now is get Sunsets and Monsieur Le Goth to come out to play and we can have our own Four Non-Yorkshiremen sketch.
@ Thrash Harry Now that is a very Temping Offer - you are most kind - I even have a double inflatable bed - with its only stand alone pump. So you never know.
One question - where would I be able to park my car - i see you have a garage!
Where MAY I be going - what Motorway Junction - just as an idea like.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Padstar wrote:ummmm.... yes, sorry..... bit of geographism there, or orientationism ?
Ah! Stupidity, thats the one !!!
he he....
Paddy
@ Paddy
That would Stupidism then! - and what do you have against Stupid People. I find then very useful myself. In particular those who workin Telephone based IT Support!
Red Sunsets wrote:does the room come ensuite with telly video and gothic nubile maidens?
Telly and video perhaps, as I think Junior's already wondering where he can escape to for the night, so his room might be available. As for something to squeeze, you'll just have to hope you get lucky at the gig.
AndyTheGoth wrote:@ Thrash Harry Now that is a very Temping Offer - you are most kind - I even have a double inflatable bed - with its only stand alone pump. So you never know.
One question - where would I be able to park my car - i see you have a garage!
Where MAY I be going - what Motorway Junction - just as an idea like.
You would also be most welcome. Unfortunately, the garage is not easily accessible unless your reversing skills are better than mine (which wouldn't be difficult) as the previous owners over-extened the kitchen. There's enough room in the drive for three cars with a bit of creative parking though, and at the worst, the street parking is safe enough. We live in Pudsey which is between Leeds and Bradford so M621 Junction (?) signposted Elland Road is probably simplest. If you do decide to make the trip, I'll PM you with more accurate directions.
Unfortunately, I am unable to echo Mr Harry's offer of accomodation, (as the proud owner of a psychopathic dog who hates people) but I shall endeavour to persuade mrs fiend that we should join in the festivities.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
markfiend wrote:Unfortunately, I am unable to echo Mr Harry's offer of accomodation, (as the proud owner of a psychopathic dog who hates people) but I shall endeavour to persuade mrs fiend that we should join in the festivities.
That's alright, you can make up for it by paying for my air ticket(s)
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Can't afford them! Nice try...
