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Chairman Bux
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19 Apr 2004, 09:25
I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.
You can lick my boots later.
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She loved me and I did too
Quiff Boy
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19 Apr 2004, 09:26
Chairman Bux wrote: I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.
You can lick my boots later.
and which booties would they be señor chairman? pointy? or big 'n' clunky?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Thrash Harry
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19 Apr 2004, 09:32
Rain, rain, rain, rain...
Go to sleep now, Francis.
Chairman Bux
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19 Apr 2004, 09:32
hallucienate wrote: It's bloody winter here
Move somewhere warmer.
@ Quiffikins: Most definitely the "big 'n' clunky" ones. Although I nearly did wear the deck pumps today.
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hallucienate
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19 Apr 2004, 09:35
Chairman Bux wrote: hallucienate wrote: It's bloody winter here
Move somewhere warmer.
Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.
Chairman Bux
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19 Apr 2004, 09:37
hallucienate wrote: Chairman Bux wrote: hallucienate wrote: It's bloody winter here
Move somewhere warmer.
Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.
I hear the south of Spain is nice.
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emilystrange
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19 Apr 2004, 09:38
i am soooooooooooooooo bored.
can someone help me?
oh, and morning, sir.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
hallucienate
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19 Apr 2004, 09:42
Chairman Bux wrote: hallucienate wrote: Chairman Bux wrote:
Move somewhere warmer.
Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.
I hear the south of Spain is nice.
and they've got cool keyboards?
hallucienate
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19 Apr 2004, 09:44
emilystrange wrote: oh, and morning, sir.
Morning Emily.
And no need to call me sir
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19 Apr 2004, 09:57
hallucienate wrote: Chairman Bux wrote: hallucienate wrote:
Any suggestions? 30 degrees C+ is my comfort zone.
I hear the south of Spain is nice.
and they've got cool keyboards?
Spanish keyboards have the best character sets, to coin a phrase.
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Thrash Harry
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19 Apr 2004, 10:01
Chairman Bux wrote: I hear the south of Spain is nice.
I hear the pool attendants are having terrible problems with floating voters this season.
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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19 Apr 2004, 10:05
Thrash Harry wrote: Chairman Bux wrote: I hear the south of Spain is nice.
I hear the pool attendants are having terrible problems with floating voters this season.
I try not to participate in the Spanish electoral system. I can't afford the bribes required.
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hallucienate
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19 Apr 2004, 10:12
well maybe if a certain beat combo released somthing...
emilystrange
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19 Apr 2004, 10:36
hallucienate wrote: emilystrange wrote: oh, and morning, sir.
Morning Emily.
And no need to call me sir
Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.
i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
hallucienate
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19 Apr 2004, 10:43
emilystrange wrote: hallucienate wrote: emilystrange wrote: oh, and morning, sir.
Morning Emily.
And no need to call me sir
Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.
i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.
you mean that muddy little island? Never been there.
Chairman Bux
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19 Apr 2004, 10:45
hallucienate wrote: emilystrange wrote: hallucienate wrote:
Morning Emily.
And no need to call me sir
Mr Chairman is the ONLY person i've ever called sir. and i'm not entirely sure that's not sarky.
i'm still the nation's leader. practice your bows.
you mean that muddy little island? Never been there.
You are missing nothing.
@ Ms. Strange: *bows*
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emilystrange
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19 Apr 2004, 10:47
@ Mr Chairman: *curtsies*
x
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
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19 Apr 2004, 10:48
emilystrange wrote: @ Mr Chairman: *curtsies*
x
Stop that!
You nearly made me smile there.
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emilystrange
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19 Apr 2004, 10:50
terribly sorry.....
didn't want to cause a diplomatic incident.
I just can't keep living on dreams no more
Tuscan Chimaera
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19 Apr 2004, 12:08
Chairman Bux wrote: I awoke this morning feeling full of the joys of spring, so I thought I would take it all out on you.
You can lick my boots later.
A walk outside. Blossom stipples the branches of trees out back. A high grey fug turns steadily bluer as the temperature rises. It will be a successful week, a healthy week, a happy week upon which to reflect and from which to move onwards.
You feel 5-10 years younger, fitter than for years. Everything seems possible. You wonder why you're tied down to a relationship. You've got your job and a place of your own. Why not have it to yourself? Bring younger birds home for one thing only. When it suits. 10 hours' kip a night otherwise. Stay in and read or listen to music. Work out without asking permission. Catch up on work. Save all the cash for Number One. Plan an early exit after a glitteringly single-minded career. Kids? Pah. Shagging, spending and having a laugh.
I am
charged
Thrash Harry
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19 Apr 2004, 12:51
hallucienate wrote: commitment issues?
Could be Big Issues if he's not careful...
Go to sleep now, Francis.
Mrs RicheyJames
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19 Apr 2004, 14:51
Who the flip are you calling pondlife?
Only a paand.