Snubnoseuk, you stood me up!

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Well, where were you Friday night?

I had to stay at home with nowt but me Sisters posters for company. :twisted:
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and i never managed to find bride of frankenstein in norwich.... sob
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I think some kind of Sisters fan lonely hearts club is definately called for.
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That's sad
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Sexygoth wrote:That's sad
Says her! :innocent:
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Shut it
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I'll go first:

24 Year old Vampire seeks Daughter of Darkness for fun, possibly more
I like the Sisters of Mercy, black, Gladiator boots, candles shaped like skulls, candlesticks shaped like skulls Sports Mixture, Sisters of Mercy posters, cider and black, and long walks through graveyards at night
I sleep in a velvet- like coffin, which I'll be buried in when I die
I have GSOH and own apartment
no time wasters
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Black Horizon wrote:
emilystrange wrote:and i never managed to find bride of frankenstein in norwich.... sob
You could easily find a brother and sister shagging in norwich, that place is rife for incest.
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Black Horizon wrote:
emilystrange wrote:and i never managed to find bride of frankenstein in norwich.... sob
You could easily find a brother and sister shagging in norwich, that place is rife for incest.
Does emily know? :oops:
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Black Shuck wrote:Well, where were you Friday night?

I had to stay at home with nowt but me Sisters posters for company. :twisted:
Oh Christ. I'm in trouble again!
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Why dont you just all sort MSN Messanger out ??? then you would never be alone as im nearly always on !

That said perhaps thats good enough reason not to?

You decide !

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I didn't realize you two were dating......
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Black Planet wrote:I didn't realize you two were dating......
Neither did I.
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I agree with Pads (for once) Messenger is cool and it's private (incase you wanna send those messages of lurve to one another)
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snubnoseuk wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I didn't realize you two were dating......
Neither did I.
And he's two timing you as well....Kissing :kiss: :kiss: Von every morning.....
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Sexygoth wrote:I agree with Pads (for once) Messenger is cool and it's private (incase you wanna send those messages of lurve to one another)
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Black Planet wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I didn't realize you two were dating......
Neither did I.
And he's two timing you as well....Kissing :kiss: :kiss: Von every morning.....
I think it's time me and Shucks (aawwww) had a man to man.

Chat that is.
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snubnoseuk wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
snubnoseuk wrote: Neither did I.
And he's two timing you as well....Kissing :kiss: :kiss: Von every morning.....
I think it's time me and Shucks (aawwww) had a man to man.

Chat that is.

Yes kissing and making up is the best course of action. :wink: Just let him know tenderly of course, that he Must give up Von for the sake of your relationship. And obviously, send Von my way.
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Black Planet wrote: Yes kissing and making up is the best course of action. :wink: Just let him know tenderly of course, that he Must give up Von for the sake of your relationship. And obviously, send Von my way.
I'm up against Von though BP. How can I compete with that? :cry:
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Well a poster anyway snub:eek:
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I feel dirty after reading this :eek: :eek: :eek: just gonna take a bath in bleach... eeeeeeeewwwwwww and snub had a man to man with Shuck :eek:

and I'm scared cause Shuck isn't that far away from me. I hope I'm not his type
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Red Sunsets wrote:Well a poster anyway snub:eek:
Oh crikey!
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rian wrote:
Black Horizon wrote:
emilystrange wrote:and i never managed to find bride of frankenstein in norwich.... sob
You could easily find a brother and sister shagging in norwich, that place is rife for incest.
Does emily know? :oops:
i'm not local.
and any way, thats in the fens. i live far beyond them. so there.
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snubnoseuk wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Yes kissing and making up is the best course of action. :wink: Just let him know tenderly of course, that he Must give up Von for the sake of your relationship. And obviously, send Von my way.
I'm up against Von though BP. How can I compete with that? :cry:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I know it's a hard thing to compete with Von. But Von's personality is .,... for want of a better word...Lacking. Put forward your charm, winning style and personality. Laughter is a great aphrodesiac... say something witty....that always wins me over. And don't forget the flowers. :wink:
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@BeeP you just need the Hot Dog Daddy to give you a Backseat Education followed by a Hangover From Hell, no?
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