Heartland

Dear Doktor

Since I went away for a couple of weeks, I've slipped gently out of the top-20 posters.

In fact, no-one even seems to have noticed that I have been away.

Chelsea have had an utterly shocking fortnight.

Work is incredibly tedious.

On the other hand, it's a nice sunny day, for a change, I'm in the middle of an excellent book (Dave Eggers, You shall know our velocity), and my baby is still adorable.

The question is, do I need one beer tonight, or more? Can someone out there help? I don't need saving from the sea, but this is still an important question.

i noticed you were gone

Missed, ok.

Drink lots of beers tonight. You are worth it.

I'm going to have champagne tonight. Me and Sara just signed the papers for a new house

Yippie, mother fuckers

I thought you'd been pretty quiet for quite a long time now. One beer? You obviously don't have the predilection for addiction required to get you back in the top twenty, dear boy.

Hey mrchris.
I had to mush beer to remember what happened yesterday or the day before those....
But I started to miss the little dude! (<--avatar)
I don't know if there is a point to our life’s, I don't think mine has one.
But I'm gone ask my mum.




GET A WIFE, GET A HOUSE GET MARRIED AND, GET A KID.

so I gues congrats to you and Rian!!!

Simple answer mrchris, lots! there is no such thing as one beer.

Okay, that was suitably life-affirming. Thank you! I did in fact have more than one beer. If Chelsea lose at Newcastle on Sunday, I will have considerably more.