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Sheffield United 1 - 1 Ipsh!t Town

thus ends our play-off hopes for yet another season.

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Sorry mate. Next year maybe - you can join the Rams in the automatic promotion places. If you'd have kept Peschi it might have been a different story.

We have the big one tomorrow - if Walsall loose and we beat Millwall we're safe...and much ale shall be quaffed tomorrow night.
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Quiff Boy wrote:Sheffield United 1 - 1 Ipsh!t Town

thus ends our play-off hopes for yet another season.

:cry:
does that mean something...like Ipsh!t will be staying in the premiership for more than a season?
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No Burn - it means QB will be unhappy for the summer knowing his team, Sheff Utd won't be in the Premiership. Close though....
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Steve303 wrote:No Burn - it means QB will be unhappy for the summer knowing his team, Sheff Utd won't be in the Premiership. Close though....
yeah, close...

but not close enough.

again.

:urff: :|
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Football? Girly game. Serves you right.
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I live in the UK - The 51st State - Thats misarable enongh!
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KewBee not posting your 88/89 Archive of scanned Mr. E and The Divine Ms. P interviews.

:(

... and no Hammer Horror on the telly for ages!
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Admin. The horror!!
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Red Sunsets wrote:KewBee not posting your 88/89 Archive of scanned Mr. E and The Divine Ms. P interviews.
:oops:

oops! sorry... been distracted sorting out a monthly competition for this site :urff: :roll:

will do them this weekend. they're appreciated ;) :notworthy:
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When a lyricist you've long admired comes out with:

All righteousness did build thy arrow
To shoot it straight into their lies
Who would expect the mighty sparrow
Could rid our world of all their kind?

Oh, Mr Weller! What were you thinking of?
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Quiff Boy wrote:will do them this weekend. they're appreciated ;) :notworthy:
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I am surprised QB...Sheffield eh?

I only know the place for my love of Def Leppard...I am sorry. on another note.....I have my fingers crossed for Chelsea...in honor of JB. :)
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Black Planet wrote:I have my fingers crossed for Chelsea
But do you know who/ what/ where Chelsea are, my Dear?
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Chelsea, Chelsea?

Scotland? Europa... yeah? as a very stoned Native American once said to me in 1979 on an extremely long bus journey from Pittsburg via Washington to Ft. Lauderdale

Washington Bus Station is not a place to wait 4 hrs for the next bus south.
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I have my fingers crossed for Chelsea
But do you know who/ what/ where Chelsea are, my Dear?

Yes Harry JB gave a primer. So i MUST cross fingers for Chelsea.
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Black Planet wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I have my fingers crossed for Chelsea
But do you know who/ what/ where Chelsea are, my Dear?

Yes Harry JB gave a primer. So i MUST cross fingers for Chelsea.
Still dodging the question. Methinks though must be a lawyer of sorts...
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can i just add

Beckham playing at Chelsea next season??...Com'om!!! :notworthy:
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Thrash Harry wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Thrash Harry wrote: But do you know who/ what/ where Chelsea are, my Dear?

Yes Harry JB gave a primer. So i MUST cross fingers for Chelsea.
Still dodging the question. Methinks though must be a lawyer of sorts...
Who? What? Where? Who I would think is the footie team. What is fooball/soccer. Where is in some sort of playoff thingy and if they win it's like winning the Super Bowl. And from what JB says they have one hell of a coach. 8) How'd I do Harry?

I'm not a lawyer, although I have been called upon in past to interpret the U.S. Code regarding election law. :wink:
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Black Planet wrote: Where is in some sort of playoff thingy.
Your'e not paying attention are you? Mind you, that the PM 'explain why you were so happy (Arsenal 1-2 Chelsea :D )' resonse toolk my entire lunch hour to type! :urff: And yes, I know lunch is for wimps.
Black Planet wrote: if they win it's like winning the Super Bowl.
Hmm, think about it in NFL terms. You have your Championship play-offs. NFC (conference) against ...(can't remember the other conference name :roll: ). So, it's like four teams left and two go though to the final (super bowl).
Black Planet wrote: And from what JB says they have one hell of a coach.
He's blown it and he's brown bread. :von:
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:( :( :(

I tried.

So the coach is now Toast?
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Black Planet wrote:Hmm, think about it in NFL terms. You have your Championship play-offs. NFC (conference) against ...(can't remember the other conference name :roll: ).
AFC, BeeP :lol:
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listen smart aleck, that was JB that said that not ME.
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Black Planet wrote:I am surprised QB...Sheffield eh?

I only know the place for my love of Def Leppard...I am sorry. on another note.....I have my fingers crossed for Chelsea...in honor of JB. :)
yep. it all started when i was at uni in sheffield...

joe elliot is actually a sheff utd fan (also know as "a blade")

he's one those celeb blades that get wheeled out at big matches, like paul heaton (housemartins & beautiful south) and sean bean (actor) :lol: :roll:
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Black Planet wrote:How'd I do Harry?
I'm impressed (almost). I was thinking more of London as the 'Where', but your reply was equally appropriate.
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