Heartland

If you didn't see it, you won't know what I'm on about.

If you did, that's the power of Goth for you. And you win a toaster.

You sad bastard! The programme's not even funny

Can I have a toaster anyway?

Go on, give SG a toaster. She's definitely a goth.

good man

would like to think it was a stray toaster

some toasters wander by mistake

Gripper wrote:some toasters wander by mistake

into the toast that grills do make?

Well, I'm definately...
A Slight Case Of Over Toasting

Gripper wrote:If you didn't see it, you won't know what I'm on about.

If you did, that's the power of Goth for you. And you win a toaster.

Will it match the teapot?

http://myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2723 and http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2603

Martin

Face in the toaster in the Taste'n'Grill
And the hissing and the colouring gets me down

lalala....

IZ.

one more night spent on your mirror(ed Breville Toaster)
black marmite, in your eyes
this stuff so strange and lonely
Flora fades away
in your crumpets

two o'clock in the morning
ninety-four degrees

through the stillness through the heat
I'm on my fifth round and
chewing slow
pick the toast up off the floor and angel
put the lid on
it's time for us to go

let's take a ride

.... with the fire from the toaster up above me,
with a bun for my lover and a shot for the grain at hand.

I run for cover in temple of Hov ....
... is, shine like Kingsmill, fry like plain.

OK, I'm struggling a bit here. Bear with me. This is almost spontaneous.

i don't need a toaster...i already got one!!

andymackem wrote:.... with the fire from the toaster up above me,
with a bun for my lover and a shot for the grain at hand.

I run for cover in temple of Hov ....
... is, shine like Kingsmill, fry like plain.