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I've just bitten into a Cadbury's Creme Egg at the wrong end! What do I do?

isnt that bad luck?

which end is the wrong end?

markfiend wrote: which end is the wrong end?

I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

hallucienate wrote:

markfiend wrote: which end is the wrong end?

I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

surely she would have said "whoa, dude! which end is the wrong end, maaaaaaaaan?"

I guess the big end is the wrong end?

I think you will just have to keep going Mr C. I'm sure you'll still get to the other end.

I thought this thread was going to be about the New York Dolls.

Creme Eggs? Haven't had one in years. Do they still do the mint ones?

Cream Eggs are not the problem gents.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3727613.stm

Chairman Bux wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about the New York Dolls.

Then it'd have to be a Personality Crisis.

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:I thought this thread was going to be about the New York Dolls.

Then it'd have to be a Personality Crisis.

must admit i did a double take on that too

Pedants.

Chairman Bux wrote:Pedants.

actually I'm didactic

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:Pedants.

actually I'm didactic

"Didactic : Inclined to teach or moralize excessively"

And I'm a dadaist. Now f**k off.

hallucienate wrote:

markfiend wrote: which end is the wrong end?

I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

You complete c*nt bubble

hallucienate wrote:

Chairman Bux wrote:Pedants.

actually I'm didactic

That's two big and clever words you have used on here today. Have you been having those private lessons again or have you just been reading the dictionary????

Sexygoth wrote:

hallucienate wrote:

markfiend wrote: which end is the wrong end?

I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

c*nt bubble

my, you're also using big words today.

hallucienate wrote:my, you're also using big words today.

Must be the weather, eh?

hallucienate wrote:

Sexygoth wrote:

hallucienate wrote: I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

c*nt bubble

my, you're also using big words today.

<slaps Hallucienate upside the head>

and very descriptive.. havent heard that one before

Okay, I did indeed get to the other end, and it seemed to taste the same. Thank you all for helping me navigate this unfamiliar issue. I know that opening a bag of crisps at the wrong end is good luck, but I was worried there might be bad karma coming on the egg front.

So, opening a bag of crisps at the right end is bad?


<-------in major troub.

Sexygoth wrote:

hallucienate wrote:

markfiend wrote: which end is the wrong end?

I was gonna ask that too, but didn't wanna sound like SG.

You complete c*nt bubble

that'll keep laughing for ages, must try and slip it into more conversations

MrChris wrote:Okay, I did indeed get to the other end, and it seemed to taste the same. Thank you all for helping me navigate this unfamiliar issue.

are we to believe that you had cause to tongue the cream egg clean of it's contents before comsuming the chocolate?...


or did you just stuff it into your mouth and proceed to choke?...

If you freeze CCE's then slice them with a sharp knife, you can lick them like lollies......well for all of five mins then they go gooey.

Debaser wrote:If you freeze CCE's then slice them with a sharp knife, you can lick them like lollies......well for all of five mins then they go gooey.

is it just me...

or is this a little concerning...


letting someone who posts around here loose with a sharp knife??