Last nights plotting.....

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Well.......

If you were in a certain student pub in Huddersfield last night you would have seen three quite out of place blokes sat around a table plotting. Ed Rhombus, Ian Rhythm Smurph and Padstar as they are known in some circles. Called together by the forces of Rock n Roll nature you might say plans were a 'hatchin. Interesting interludes here included a young lady who picked the three of them out to ask if they could roll some fags for her... students these days... pah!

Ian drew a map of the UK, odd shaped version, but he insisted it would do. This could have had something to do with the fact that he and Ed were pissed at this poiNt but who knows. Cities were named, routes were discussed and logistics generally juggled.......

Coming this autumn the Rhombus/Grinn double header UK tour..... keep your eyes peeled as they may land on your doorstep!!! (and need somewhere to kip).

Padstar would like to apologise to Carrie and Caroline for the late wobbly return of their other halves..... he as ever was a good boy :)

More soon

VENUE AND KIPPING SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!
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you can stay at mine!
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Love you :)

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Padstar wrote:Love you :)

Paddy
awwwww. :oops:

thanks. love you too.
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Well it was two for one at the bar!

Right so we're playing where Em lives

Good start
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Right so we're playing where Em lives
Well, if Mohammed won't come to the mountain...
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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don't START.
at least i've been once. have ANY of you been to see ME? no. thought not.
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Well if The Smurphs do come to play in your front room (shades of Sabine and the Sisters here) count me in. Must practise my Norrfuk accent though.
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don't bother with the accent, lovey, i'm not local!
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I'll practise anyway from memory as I was a Sprowston boy for a couple of years. Strange but true.
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i live in thorpe hamlet!!! there's only mousehold between us!!!!!
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emilystrange wrote:at least i've been once.
Very true. And you were poorly. Well done you! Looks like a few are following your example and heading for The Light on 26th/ 27th June. Well done them! Shame you can't make it. It should be a jolly good wheeze.
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please, don't rub it in... *sob*
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Johnny Boy wrote:Well if The Smurphs do come to play in your front room (shades of Sabine and the Sisters here) count me in. Must practise my Norrfuk accent though.
This is a Rhombus / Grinn thing rather than The Smurphs....

That said, the Smurphs and Rhombus will be frequenting The Limelight in Crewe again on Aug 22nd :)

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I dont mind which band...... Its PADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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emilystrange wrote:I dont mind which band...... Its PADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!!!!!
How nice :) We can count on you to be at Crewe then on August 22nd ???

Paddy :)
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you know full well i cant do sundays.
however.. its my last three days at work after that, and i'll see you at leeds at the weekend and you can have TWO big hugs.
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Padstar wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Well if The Smurphs do come to play in your front room (shades of Sabine and the Sisters here) count me in. Must practise my Norrfuk accent though.
This is a Rhombus / Grinn thing rather than The Smurphs ...
Then she'll need a bloody big front room! :lol:
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which i havent got
you can play in the garden, but its one of those tiered steep ones built into the side of gas hill.. a long way to carry amps
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emilystrange wrote:gas hill
if thats the gas hill i'm thinking of it's also veeerrrrrrryyyyyy steep...... :lol: :wink:
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Padstar wrote: That said, the Smurphs and Rhombus will be frequenting The Limelight in Crewe again on Aug 22nd :)

Paddy.
F.F.S Paddy...I'm beginning to think you're doing this on purpose! :evil:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
emilystrange wrote:gas hill
if thats the gas hill i'm thinking of it's also veeerrrrrrryyyyyy steep...... :lol: :wink:
yes it bloody well is :evil:
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Padstar wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:Well if The Smurphs do come to play in your front room (shades of Sabine and the Sisters here) count me in. Must practise my Norrfuk accent though.
This is a Rhombus / Grinn thing rather than The Smurphs....

That said, the Smurphs and Rhombus will be frequenting The Limelight in Crewe again on Aug 22nd :)

Paddy.
Pads If I come to Crewe On the 22nd will you do Temple Properly cos its my Birthday and Being an old f*** i much prefer it. Oh & Gimme Shelter for NP
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Honestly. The STATE of him when he got in. Glad you were keeping notes, Paddy...all Ed could remember was some bloke at the bar who accosted him to admire his hat & ask him if he was married to a big scary goth teacher type girl who got the 340 bus of a morning. Spooky.

If you manage to get something sorted for Norfolk my mum & dad could always squeeze in a Rhomboid or two, which might save Emily's sofa springs!
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