Heartland

Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

Chutney Ferret

That's a little strong James.

Black Horizon wrote:Dick Eater

Oh come on...Is That the worst you can do?

BTW, where have you been lately? I've missed you and Harry going at it.

Red Sunsets wrote:Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

Chutney Ferret

For everything there is a reason.

Chairman Bux wrote:

Red Sunsets wrote:Since the good Chairperson Bucks (sic) has moderated on a previous 'name-calling' topic, I thought I would continue it here-

Chutney Ferret

For everything there is a reason.

as long as it isn't used for personal attacks, i'm prepared to let this thread be.

Afrikaans, being a "kombuis taal" has some pretty colourful expressions.

My favourite is "Jou Ma sê vet, rooi genaaide poes". I won't bother translating.

Chocolate starfish surfer

pillow biter

My personal favorite though is....Go and take you're face for a sh*t

Surely you've done better than that in the past yourself, SG..

who can forget your classics -

arse-feta

and (unt-bubble.

Glorious my dear girl.

Call me unimaginative, but 'f*ck you you f*cking f*ck' has always done the trick. Particularly when delivered to high n' mighty consultants.

Dave Whelan wrote:Call me unimaginative, but 'f*ck you you f*cking f*ck' has always done the trick. Particularly when delivered to high n' mighty consultants.

Or by Joe Pesci.

It was quite early in the morning you bucket of dribbley wa*k

better?

The last Sisters tour

Sexygoth wrote:better?

Yeah, but still not a classic.

@ Ed - Oooh, handbag alert.

@ JB - not seen that film mate - I saw it on a t-shirt at Glasto once, but opted for the classic Satan/Goats Head with Crowley 'Do What Thou Wilt' line. Marvellous.

Back on track, how's about '(ock-Snot Chops'.

I've a cool book - 'The Book Of Classic Insults' at home - far more high-brow than mere swearing and body-fluid stuff. Well recommended. The swearing is just so much easier.

biff on

Dave Whelan wrote:@ JB - not seen that film mate

Goodfellas, Once Upon A Time In America, Casino etc. It seems to be a standard line he delivers frequently when he's at his psycotic best.

you set of beef curtains

Not you JB LMAO

Sexygoth wrote:Not you JB LMAO

Thank you for the clarification.

hallucienate wrote: My favourite is "Jou Ma sê vet, rooi genaaide poes". I won't bother translating.

don't understand the first part, but the second is eloquent enough
ah wait, I think I get the whole one

Man U supporter.

Nuff said.

I'm sticking with "your mother wears combat boots"

Yeah but that would be cool!!

Cheese Weasel