Heartland

right you f*ckers, listen up and listen good.

i'm going on my holidays soon. very soon in fact!

i'm off to cuba for 2 whole muthaf*cking weeks. next friday.

cuba.

did you catch that? i'll say it again, just in case:

i'm going to f*cking cuba!

yep, thats right. for two whole weeks.... been wanting to go there for years, and so i've waited until the last possible moment and i've managed to get a really good deal on a 4 star hotel in cuba.

'kin 'ave it!

which means i'll be getting back about a week before the heartland do. which means i might not be making any tickets, so you can all just pay on the door (i'll worry about that later - but rest assured you lot all have priority entrance as far as i'm concerned.)

yep, cuba.

did anyone not catch that?

i'll say it again: CUBA

so you better behave while i'm gone.

oh, and paddy: no breaking anyone's user accounts this time!

cuba.

marvellous.

i know i will regret this post in the morning. i've been drinking champers all night to celebrate but do i know? do i care? do i f*ck.

cuba.

lovely. that's one lifetime's ambition sorted.

the next one? i'm not sure belinda carlisle would be that obliging



cuba.

oh yes.

QuBe, it would be awfully nice of you to send a cigar or two my way...

CorpPunk wrote:QuBe, it would be awfully nice of you to send a cigar or two my way...

hand rolled between the thighs of dusky your virgins? sorted.

better PM your address then

*jealous* can i come?

feel bad, but a mate came back from Cuba compaining about the open drains, the general smell and how he and his g/f (now fiance) had the $hits for 3 weeks

Enjoy your well earned rest QB

@Quiff.... Are you going to Cuba???

Paddy.

Quiff Boy wrote:
oh, and paddy: no breaking anyone's user accounts this time!

Eh ?

Have fun! Try bring back one of those big old cars.

have fun Quiff.

Red Sunsets wrote: feel bad, but a mate came back from Cuba compaining about the open drains, the general smell and how he and his g/f (now fiance) had the $hits for 3 weeks

Enjoy your well earned rest QB

we're off some 4 star hotel so there better bloody not be dodgy drainage!

will hopefully be going up to havana for a couple of days though (to get a bit of cultcher, like), so i'll keep my eyes peeled and my nose shut.

pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think.

hallucienate wrote:Have fun! Try bring back one of those big old cars.

yep. i'm not actually taking any clothes with me in the hope that i can get an oldsmobile or a caddy back in my baggage

Very jealous Quiff. Sounds great. It's on my list too.
I want to do the northern belt of South American countries while I'm at it (hopefully later this year) - Costa Rica, Venezuela, Ecuador etc...

Have a good one mate.

Quiff Boy wrote:
pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think.

pffffffft you say that now!

Paddy.

Quiff Boy wrote:pads: yes i am, and corpunk. or was it lynchfanatic? i forget... corpy i think.

'Twas I! Unless I'm not the only one...

sorry didn't quite catch where you're going then......oh CUBA you say??
great.......have fun!!!

What people dont know is Havana is the name of the farm that sits inbetween the lines of the M62 near Huddersfield.

Sounds like a plan.
As redundant as it no doubt is - hope you have a great holiday.
Doesn't sound too difficult...

snowey wrote:What people dont know is Havana is the name of the farm that sits inbetween the lines of the M62 near Huddersfield.

ssssssssssh!

dont tell everyone!

Brideoffrankenstein wrote:sorry didn't quite catch where you're going then......oh CUBA you say??
great.......have fun!!!

yep, CUBA.

Coupar, Fife?

We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?

Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?

aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it?

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe

Quiff Boy wrote:

Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?

aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it?

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool?



Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I???

Black Planet wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote:

Black Planet wrote:We aren't allowed to go there. Boo.

Can you send me a havana cigar? Pretty please.?

aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it?

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool?



Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I???

i dont smoke, so i could happily babysit them indefinitely

leave it with me. i already have a couple of orders and postage to the states shouldnt be too horrific

Quiff Boy wrote:

Black Planet wrote:

Quiff Boy wrote: aren't you? i suppose its all a bit political for you isnt it?

you wanna de cigarrah? from koobah? hehehe

LOL Yes. Me and CP. Yeah we DO. I'll even paypal you for the cost...

But hmm getting into the USA ... think you can put it with a cd and it'd be postally cool?



Or you could control yourself with some Havana's that U know U can't smoke till we hit Leeds. Ha ha ha..I would never ask you to do that. Or would I???

i dont smoke, so i could happily babysit them indefinitely

leave it with me. i already have a couple of orders and postage to the states shouldnt be too horrific

damn!!!! Don't worry. I'll come to Leeds and smoke then. As for CP,......I dunno .

right now I just want to hug you for the cigars!!!