Heartland

I be new to this 'ere forum... have been press ganged into joining by one of your more illustrious members (thanks JM)
So slag me off all you want.

BTW, I don't use smileys, emoticons, or any other little yellow/green/blue/pink men or women or headless beings of any gender.
So you will just have to be able to understand the written word with me, okay? Otherwise, tough s**t.

Christ this Board is f**king censored !!?!?!? Jesus, f**k, f**k, f**k and again f**k.

yep. sorry.
welcome

lucretia wrote:Christ this Board is **** censored !!?!?!? Jesus, ****, ****, **** and again ****.

kinda hard to "understand the written word with you" when's its all expletives though

welcome nonetheless. we wont hold it against "JM".

We've been expecting you... you'll be needing a drink?.....
Be sure and say hello to hallucienate he's from SA too

Welcome, lucretia, enjoy

Red Sunsets wrote:We've been expecting you... you'll be needing a drink?.....
Be sure and say hello to hallucienate he's from SA too

Welcome, lucretia, enjoy

Oh a drink is always welcome ... specially if you're buying.
The less people in SA know about me, the better. I'm trying to keep that part under wraps but I guess it's all blowen to s**t now (does s**t count as a censored word then?!!)

Welcome

and f**k off

Guess it does ... hmm will have to come up with some really archaic expletives - should be fun.

Rather! Welcome anyway, Lucretia.

Wonder if 'Feck' is censored?

No. Er...Fecking?

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine
I hear empire down
I hear empire down

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Love lost, fire at will
Dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
Empire down
Empire down

I hear the sons of the city and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Lucretia, my reflection, dance the ghost with me

We look hard
We look through
We look hard to see for real
Such things I hear, they don't make sense
I don't see much evidence
I don't feel. I don't feel. I don't Feel

A long train held up by page on page
A hard reign held up by rage
Once a railroad
Now it's done...

I hear the roar of a big machine
Two worlds and in between
Hot metal and methedrine
I hear empire down...

We got the empire, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take reflection,
Lucretia, my direction, dance the ghost with me...

Welcome Lucretia!



I think some smileys say more than a thousand words.

Right on target BeeP!

Get with the party lucratia

Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

Welcome Lucritia.
I only wish my words would make sence.
I'm not gone use any insulting or censored words for now.but behave or els..

LMAO....

Paddy

hallucienate wrote:Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

i've never met a nice one.

.... and thats not bloody suprising son....

How i miss "Spitting Image"...

Paddy

Quiff Boy wrote:

hallucienate wrote:Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

i've never met a nice one.

Well you just haven't lived then, have you?

hallucienate wrote:Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

Hoozit? Hou gaan dit, dude or dudette?
Aagenaam Kennis - and no, my Afrikaans sucks, so let's leave it there, okay.

lucretia wrote:

hallucienate wrote:Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

Hoozit? Hou gaan dit, dude or dudette?
Aagenaam Kennis - and no, my Afrikaans sucks, so let's leave it there, okay.

My Afrikaans is ook kak, so it's a deal.

dude, by the way. You?

hallucienate wrote:

lucretia wrote:

hallucienate wrote:Welcome...

Sarf Efricen?

Hoozit? Hou gaan dit, dude or dudette?
Aagenaam Kennis - and no, my Afrikaans sucks, so let's leave it there, okay.

My Afrikaans is ook kak, so it's a deal.

dude, by the way. You?

Er ... LUCRETIA is a chick's name. Duh!
I am not a Queen.
But I am venerable hag of a goth who should know better.

lucretia wrote:I be new to this 'ere forum... have been press ganged into joining by one of your more illustrious members (thanks JM)
So slag me off all you want.

BTW, I don't use smileys, emoticons, or any other little yellow/green/blue/pink men or women or headless beings of any gender.
So you will just have to be able to understand the written word with me, okay? Otherwise, tough ****.

translation:

"hi i'm another "copulatingkernel" no life, with nothing better to do, so i'll just hang around here posting bollox, if that's okay with you. and don't pick on me, coz JM? will come around and sort you out. OH err matron.

technically, i'm about as capable as a one-armed monkey, so don't expect me to be able to do much more than type loose collections of words in the hope that some of the chaff will actually land on fertile ground.

/translation:

willkommen. absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

Good god PIB.

What's got under your bonnet Sweet?

lucretia wrote: Er ... LUCRETIA is a chick's name. Duh!

indeed it is but this is a forum of strange people with remarkable tastes, BTW those are three fine letters to start a name with

lucretia wrote: But I am venerable hag of a goth who should know better.

is there any other kind?

hallucienate wrote:

lucretia wrote: Er ... LUCRETIA is a chick's name. Duh!

indeed it is but this is a forum of strange people with remarkable tastes, BTW those are three fine letters to start a name with

lucretia wrote: But I am venerable hag of a goth who should know better.

is there any other kind?

Stop praating Kak (!! see if the censor picks up that one, hee hee, my joke) and send me a PM, I want to ask you some questions, seeing as how you are from the Mother City and all.