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It's a variation on an oldie but still makes me chuckle ...

A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down,another
man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, one of the biggest sporting
events in the world and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first European
Championships Final We haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No ... they're all at the funeral."

Johnny Boy wrote:It's a variation on an oldie but still makes me chuckle ...

A man had great tickets for the Euro 2004 final. As he sits down,another
man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Euro 2004 Final, one of the biggest sporting
events in the world and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first European
Championships Final We haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the
seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No ... they're all at the funeral."

LMAO