Heartland

You make me laugh! you really are a supersilious tw@t

Yes, there's still a chance for us Just me back the keys

It's me! who the fvck else rings you at this time? Are you having an affair?

Oh hello! Who gave you my number?

Hiya Christ

Call me! Please never contact me again

How's the diet? Still losing the battle, I see

You're looking well You usually look worn out and haggard

Very glamorous! You look too old to be called beautiful

He's very perceptive He's an argumentative little cvnt of a celibate detail man

It always makes me laugh when people say "No offence but......" and then offend you anyway
A lady I work with says "Evidently" more often than is necessary which I find quite irritating. Anyway she's leaving soon.........

You'll be fine You're toast

Don't worry, we all do it Glad it wasn't me

So, how are things who the fvck are you and why am I talking to you?

How's things? I can see you're struggling as usual

No one even noticed your personnel file just grew

A plus tard Not if I have anything to do with it

one of the small things that makes me smile is the way some things are said to children...as noticed by the big yin

"if you don't stop that i'll take my hand off of your face"

Oh TC you really make me laugh!

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a whimper.

With all due respect you've talked $hite in the past, you're talking $hite now, and you will continue to talk $hite!

Red Sunsets wrote:With all due respect you've talked $hite in the past, you're talking $hite now, and you will continue to talk $hite!

with all due respect makes wanna punch someone who starts a sentence with that

Oops! sx I have to use that one on a weekly basis at work

markfiend wrote:Oh TC you really make me laugh!

Off the pace, my son

It just goes to show My head is always empty

Did you see Big Brother last night? Being seen with me will imperil your career

So how do you know X? I fvcking knew I shouldn't have come