* I iz in da house wiv me pose dat iz heartlanders. alo folks. chek dat richard madley? he's rank. Is it coz I is black?......LOL
* Now oi'm not sure 'ere who 'ill understan' dis wan. oi wud 'av tart karst mainly. but we'll clap.
* Now afti i've done this i'd scutty bowl out and nick some nappys and wodka. it's all a rite tuck. ay love tashes and shell suits
* Yorshire chik'inn run?? not sure if that's an actual accen'tli' bur ah guess we'll finn' art as soon as ah click on translate..... OK??
* Brummie?? oh dear, not i'm gooin' ter sound mower noggen yedded than I yam! that is almost impossible I ood yav thought.
* Wey we've kind iv done this yen already, but at least yee divvent hev tuh lyeuk up evarry ward. neeo who's fo' a barney?
* Thes is weird. but Ah reckon Ah coods gang fur fur ages wi' thes an' rs an' big si will ken whit tha heel aam oan abit. deep fried anythin' anyain?
* Noh this one is jolly appropriate when talking with mr richeyjames. you, one's old bean, can all type out what would be your giz us ah bell here then have it translated. evryone is jolly that weay. absolutely topp hole!! Absolutely top hole - I have to say.
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