Heartland

You're so ugly the nurse slapped your mama when you were born!!

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

I wouldn't p*ss in your ear if your brain was on fire!


my fav is still YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!

they ruined a perfectly good erse when they put teeth in that