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Vampire Heaven
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 20:06
by CorpPunk
Read this and be profoundly grossed out:
Voronezh Scientists Turn Blood into Coffee, Milk, Chocolate
I ain't eatin' that sh
it. I don't care how eco-friendly it is.
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 21:23
by Andie
that sounds/reads totally disgusting...
*remembers that he loves black pudding*
best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 21:28
by Quiff Boy
Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer
urgh!
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 21:32
by Andie
Quiff Boy wrote:Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer
urgh!
safer indeed
but not half as much fun!
Posted: 19 Jul 2004, 22:38
by Quiff Boy
Burn wrote:Quiff Boy wrote:Burn wrote:best not to know if you're eating something like that...ingnorance is bliss and such things...
but abstinence is safer
urgh!
safer indeed
but not half as much fun!
so you like living on the edge, huh?
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 12:46
by sisxbeforedawn
black puddin rocks
a bit of brown sauce and bacon, lurvley
not sure about the other stuff? I mean how can they make it into other foods?
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 12:51
by markfiend
It's
The Moscow News. Approximately as reliable source of facts as
The Weekly World News I reckon.
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 14:28
by CorpPunk
I've changed my mind. I would be happy to eat Russian Blood Food, as long as the ketchup is made from tomatoes.
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 18:59
by Erudite
Hmmm.
Anyone for a yummy bar of Soylent Green?
The War on Terror, The PATRIOT Act, every day the world seems to move a little
closer to the dystopian future of Orwell.
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 19:16
by Mrs. Snowey
Or Mega-City One
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 19:23
by Erudite
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Or Mega-City One
True, though some ideas are worth considering.
I'd be all for recycling the dead.
After seventy years of using up the planet's resources why shouldn't
you be expected to give something back?
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 19:34
by Mrs. Snowey
As far as I'm concerned, if the (obviously good-looking) corpse I leave behind is of any use whatsoever, they're welcome to it
I quite like the idea of the "Smokatoriums" too. If anyone wants to smoke, make them go to a designated plastic bubble so they don't contaminate anyone else
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 20:19
by Andie
Quiff Boy wrote:Burn wrote:Quiff Boy wrote:
but abstinence is safer
urgh!
safer indeed
but not half as much fun!
so you like living on the edge, huh?
Sharp as a tack there
Quiff...but seriously...what is the worst that can happen to ya?...
Posted: 20 Jul 2004, 20:24
by Andie
Mrs. Snowey wrote:As far as I'm concerned, if the (obviously good-looking) corpse I leave behind is of any use whatsoever, they're welcome to it
I quite like the idea of the "Smokatoriums" too. If anyone wants to smoke, make them go to a designated plastic bubble so they don't contaminate anyone else
*sparks up a ciggie...inhales...coughs...splutters...exhales quickly...glances nervously around incase anyone saw me!*
personally...i like to have a drink with my smoke break...makes it look more like a tea break with the occasional ciggie...
but when it come to recycling my wasted carcass...i'd rather be cremated and then planted with a tree in a green burial ground...let my ashes choke the life outta the tree
Posted: 22 Jul 2004, 11:42
by sisxbeforedawn
Posted: 22 Jul 2004, 12:33
by Ed Rhombus
Surely Vampires don't go to Heaven
That's the point, they just mope about a bit