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Found somewhere that sells monkey boots! mine will be here by Saturday!
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i ruined mine at Glasto 97. and mourned.
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So this is good then ?


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yes i've been looking for ages. dead comfy and tehy do my size! ie ickle
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I prefer monkey women in boots
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Spooooky....JUST mentioned Monkey Boots in the 'other place'. Used to buy size 5's and bash em up with a hammer to fit me plates of meat (size 7) in them - owt to avoid VAT.

then wear inside out terry towelling flourescent socks (odd naturally) and turn them over the cuff of the boot....all rather dashing if I say so myself.

Boxing boots were also de rigeur (mmnnn red addidas ones)
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i never have a VAT prob..
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STILL haven't found the stupid T shirt though.
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What are monkey boots?
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I was just about to ask the same question
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Oh those.

Great, I guess
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Oh those.

Great, I guess
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they were the bestest comfiest boots i ever had. so there. and cheapest, £16....
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If you're into 'special' boots
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they look dainty on me. :)
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As you were
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you're just jealous......
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i've never seen a monkey wearing anything like that

or are they made of monkey hide ?
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
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leather of some kind....
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:lol:

you're all cruel :twisted:

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And?
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oh stop it. emily's happy. problem?
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New shoooees. Creak, creak.
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emilystrange wrote:Image
Was always an original 'bully boy red' colour fan myself.....

Not convinced about the 'patent' look em...are they all like that now?
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no that's just the nice shiny catalogue pic.
mine certainly won't ever be that polished.
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