Heartland

I'm rather excited at the moment....

have just found 19 4 leafed clovers in a patch in the middle of my lawn - is this a sign.....
















that I should mow it more often?

Oooooooooooooooo. Spook.

Make a wish

Probably all from one mutant plant

Not wanting to piss on your parade or anything

76, that's a new mystical number to me

Debaser wrote:I'm rather excited at the moment....

my lawn.....
















should i mow it more often?

nope...leave it to grow in to the wild and unkempt long grass that attracts insects and cat poo...


then assult it with an industrial size strimmer...making sure that you don't accidently step in the cats poo...


or...as the previous tennents of my new abode did...just leave it!


i didn't know about the cat poo until it was too late!

Burn wrote:...making sure that you don't accidently step in the cats poo...

I remember seeing a TV program where some bloke recounted the tale of him using a strimmer in similar circumstances. He was in the habit of singing to himself while gardening, until one day the strimmer hit some poo (dog? horse?) and flicked it up into his mouth.

Needless to say he's taken to wearing a mask while using the strimmer now.

markfiend wrote:

Burn wrote:...making sure that you don't accidently step in the cats poo...

I remember seeing a TV program where some bloke recounted the tale of him using a strimmer in similar circumstances. He was in the habit of singing to himself while gardening, until one day the strimmer hit some poo (dog? horse?) and flicked it up into his mouth.

Needless to say he's taken to wearing a mask while using the strimmer now.

Joke of the day!....thanx MF...made my evening!

*Takes a bow*

IMO the funniest bit is that it's true