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14 days later...
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 14:47
by emilystrange
I'm on countdown, till life changes forever, for good or bad...
I am trying hard NOT to mess about.
Tis not working.
Re: 14 days later...
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 14:56
by Loki
emilystrange wrote:I'm on countdown
Can you get me Carol Vorderman's autograph? Ta.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 14:58
by emilystrange
silly arse. yes, of course. anything else? a better home, perhaps?
I'm SOOOOOOOOOO easily distracted..
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:00
by Loki
emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:12
by Spiggy's hat
JB wrote:emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
The above point is perhaps the most boring statement ever made on HL, & I am ashamed to have made it
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:13
by emilystrange
if you prefer, i will have words with costume, and get him into some spandex instead?
although there are some people who shouldn't, truthfully, wear it.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:13
by Thea
JB wrote:emilystrange wrote:anything else?
Yes, ask Richard Whitely where he gets his horrendously checked 1970's suits from, while you're there. Double ta.
hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:21
by Loki
spiggy's hat wrote:He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
d00mwolf wrote:hasn't he got a gaggle of blue-rinced groupies that make all his clothes for him?
How do you people know such stuff?
Next, someone will post the link to his fan club web-site ...
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:25
by emilystrange
you had to encourage, didn't you? my afternoon is ruined....
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:33
by Thea
i could show you the shop where he gets his shoes - it's in filey. He's also the mayor of wetwang.
i don't know how or why i know any of this
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:37
by markfiend
I knew he was the mayor of Wetwang.
IIRC that place has a rather interesting definition in "The Meaning Of Liff"
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:41
by Thea
yeah...
nothing beats "duddo" though.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 15:59
by markfiend
*nods* Nice
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:00
by emilystrange
I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:05
by markfiend
We aim to please
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:09
by Loki
emilystrange wrote:I shall be bereft without these pearls of wisdom to lighten my day.
Yeh but look what you've got coming ..."Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
Kids huh?
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:18
by emilystrange
and this is any different? I don't need too much training to deal with those things.
Heartland forum = secret reception class simulation exercise.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:18
by markfiend
JB wrote:"Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then
*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:25
by Loki
markfiend wrote:JB wrote:"Miss Emily? I've just pooed my pants ..." "Miss Emily? Billy's just been sick in the sandpit ..." "Miss Emily? Sammy keeps showing me his winkie ..."
No change there then
*Edit: Bollocks! Beat me to it!
And which 'incident' are you 'fessing to Marky Mark ..?
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:27
by markfiend
Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:31
by Spiggy's hat
JB wrote:spiggy's hat wrote:He has them all tailor made from local Yorkshire cloth.
How do you people know such stuff?
I thought that it was common knowledge
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:32
by emilystrange
markfiend wrote:Merely commenting on the behaviour of others.
so was i
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:32
by christophe
Lost you guys somewhere at the first posts
At last I figured out what’s it about (thanks to
JB's post)
Beware of the smallest one’s Emily, they are the worst!
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:33
by emilystrange
You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
Posted: 11 Aug 2004, 16:36
by christophe
emilystrange wrote:You know full well that I AM one of the smallest ones.....
my point exactly