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Hello all. just got back from a holiday in Antarctica (it was very hot.) While there, I was reading the (English) times newspaper over a penguin burger when I was astonished to find a full page story about how ex- March Violets singer Rosie Garland had been terrorised by a crazy stalker!

I can't find the times article online, but here is the story from another website:

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/ ... _poet.html


Bizarre! I bet this is the most press exposure that the March Violets have ever had!!!!

Also, I'd like to add that I recently met ms. Lugosi, and she is lovely.

from which cartoon is your avatar again? I know it from somewhere, bnut can't seem to put my finger on it....

randdebiel² wrote:from which cartoon is your avatar again? I know it from somewhere, bnut can't seem to put my finger on it....

The greatest cartoon in the history of civilisation, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

cool D + D website here: http://www.zaksrealm.net/The_Realm.html

blimey!

hopefully for rosie that means its all sorted, then. thats harsh

Vampire Queen works for Childline. How did the News of the World miss that one?

Black Shuck wrote:

randdebiel² wrote:from which cartoon is your avatar again? I know it from somewhere, bnut can't seem to put my finger on it....

The greatest cartoon in the history of civilisation, DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

cool D + D website here: http://www.zaksrealm.net/The_Realm.html

I can't access it...but I sem to vaguely remember what it was about

I read about that in the paper but forgot to post it

Francis wrote:Vampire Queen works for Childline. How did the News of the World miss that one?

don't you mean "Blood Sucker In Pedophile Hell?"

unbelievable...

James Blast wrote:

Francis wrote:Vampire Queen works for Childline. How did the News of the World miss that one?

don't you mean "Blood Sucker In Pedophile Hell?"

i think this bit is her trying to cover herself:

Miss Garland, who says her work as Rosie Lugosi is a tongue in cheek comedy act, said: "This poor woman has intruded into my life for nearly three years and it has been a grim time.

its all an act, ergo there's no reason to inform the authorities or get a lynch mob out

good job n one looks at her website: http://www.rosielugosi.co.uk/

and this site: http://www.switchflicker.co.uk/rosie_lugosi.html

Rosie wrote:...
...
...
And you'll submit to me before you know it -
I am Manchester's Lesbian Vampire poet.

in fact she seems to have dropped the "lesbian" reference from her own personal site. maybe it was bad publicity, or someone mentioned it might compromise hers and childline's reputations

Wonder if Von ever had a stalker?

Black Shuck wrote:Wonder if Von ever had a stalker?

yeah, he did. but she's gone off to the zodiac mindwarp forum now

Quiff Boy wrote:

Black Shuck wrote:Wonder if Von ever had a stalker?

yeah, he did. but she's gone off to the zodiac mindwarp forum now

Naughty naughty....but funny...


I believe there was a Dutch woman once who did the whole green biro thing and one or two others who were very strange but did not quite merit injunctions.

Green biro thing?

Mad people favour green biros.

Well known fact, in other words, probably no basis in truth at all.

By the whole green biro thing I meant starting with I love you & ending with I'm going to kill you.

straylight wrote:Mad people favour green biros.

Well known fact, in other words, probably no basis in truth at all.

By the whole green biro thing I meant starting with I love you & ending with I'm going to kill you.

Apparently, if you send a letter in the UK, and write the address in green biro, the post office will always open it and check it's content, in case it's a threatening letter, or something.

If anyone's really bored, it's perhaps worth a try.

Man, I use green biros. Usually just for crosswords (go figure) but I do use them.

markfiend wrote:Man, I use green biros.

I always knew there was something dodgy about you, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

markfiend wrote:Usually just for crosswords

The Times or Puzzler magazine?

...I have a teaching colleague who only marks in green ink as red pen has 'negative connotations'. Mind, he's mad as a cut snake...

Black, Black, black and a felt tipped everytime

markfiend wrote:Man, I use green biros.

Which is why your weeds/trades to me always come in the PO clear plastic bag 'your post has been damaged'.

Oh god, the green biro PO anti-fiend squad have had a butchers.

PS: Shit! Just realised, because my world has been 'tilted' (great expression by the way) because of the serious delays, I'm still in cockney wide-boy mode. And posting rhyming slang.

Lurva duck, would you adam and eve it.

I do hope you're pissed JB?

and I'm still waiting

James Blast wrote:I do hope you're pissed JB?

and I'm still waiting

'TILTED'

Long Train - Its was (see elsewhere)

Cue munchkins: "Train! Train! Train!"

JB wrote:

James Blast wrote:I do hope you're pissed JB?

and I'm still waiting

'TILTED'

Long Train - Its was (see elsewhere)

Cue munchkins: "Train! Train! Train!"

munchkins! spot on!