Heartland

Whoo HOO!! Drove to Green Bay to pur-chase one sponge cheesehead - and very fetching it is - not so here in Minnesota however

BIG BIG BIG Hi to Corp Punk - what an absolute star. It was an absolute delight to meet you and spend so much time with you.

By the way, you should have seen her on the Cyclone at Coney Island

Anyway, here in the 'buttfuk' of nowhere, we're about to have a cookout

Cheerio from Brown's Valley Minnesota

p.s. Blonde hair coupled with a Hearland teeshirt is the ONLY way to get spotted at a gig

I never understood her when she was a Lincolnshire lass, so I've no chance now she's been Yankied. Sounds like fun though.

The Cyclone is the most terrifying rollercoaster I've ever been on. Such a rickety, rusty death trap that ride is.

Heh, Minnesota.....stay well clear of any and all wood-chipping/grinding devices.

j0hn.......

Debaser mate what the fck are you talking about? sounds like you are having a top time anyway, I think.

Does anyone else here have no idea what a cheese head is (that's repeateble on a well-mannered forum such as this)?

Her main reason for coming to the states was to score a foam hat in the shape of a cheese wedge....which apparently are in abundance in the mid-west. Go figure.

J.j.......

And very fetching it is too....but not going down too well here in 'Viking' country !!

I'm thinking it will be in attendance at the Lowry gig



P.s. It's a football thang (American Football that is)

Justj0hn wrote:
Heh, Minnesota.....stay well clear of any and all wood-chipping/grinding devices.

j0hn.......

Just turned round and Gaz has got a gun in his hand we're off to shoot things in a bit - hopefully bits of dead cars and road signs - however, they do seem to have a penchant for shooting live things then stuffing them, here

Was surrounded by NRA members last night - didn't want to upset 'em so just nodded and went 'mmmnnn yup, mmmn nope' a lot

Met the coolest Sioux guy called Al...incredible

believe it or not Ness, that was the best I could find!

whoa, those are far more disturbing than I imagined. Too bad you didn't have one for the Batcave last weekend.

J.j.......

Awwww...it was such a pleasure to spend time with you, Gaz, Jo and Ian too. I had a great time! Even if only three of us were man enough to get on the Cyclone...

I gotta see piccies of that Cheese Brain of yours...

James Blast wrote:

believe it or not Ness, that was the best I could find!

THEM'S the beauties!!!! But to wear the matching shirt? Now THAT'S sad............

Jenn, we had an absolute blast and as soon as we get back home I'll be in touch with Mik - unless John's already done so

When you've saved up some personal days and holiday you've GOT to come and stop in Lincoln.

Debaser wrote:Just turned round and Gaz has got a gun in his hand we're off to shoot things in a bit

Them cardboard boxes and old fridges didn't know what hit 'em

Debaser wrote:
THEM'S the beauties!!!! But to wear the matching shirt? Now THAT'S sad............

They RULE!
Go on, wear it to Leeds festival on Friday. Or lend it me for about 45 minutes around 7pm...

Debaser wrote:

James Blast wrote:

THEM'S the beauties!!!!

No, no...I want a pic of the cheese on your head!

Debaser wrote:Jenn, we had an absolute blast and as soon as we get back home I'll be in touch with Mik - unless John's already done so

This reminds me of when I was young and my friends' parents would let me come over to play even if my friends were grounded, cos I'm such a good influence!

Debaser wrote:When you've saved up some personal days and holiday you've GOT to come and stop in Lincoln.

Hellz yeah! Just gimme a coupla years...

Pictures will happen soon (well once I get the films developed) unless I take one with our shiny new digiwhatsit camera

Arrived back home at midday - for someone who can sleep for 14 hours straight and still be capable of having a little nap that afternoon, bugger that 'stay awake don't go to sleep until the proper time or you suffer horrendous jetlag' mularky.

What is it about the French and airplanes...every landing was followed by spontaneus whoops, hollers, applause and general cheering?

Leeds tomorrow? Doubt the fat lad'll get up in time, question is dare I leave withiout him??

So you're not going to be in Leeds for 9.30am, Ness

Debaser wrote: Doubt the fat lad'll get up in time,

I'm having an intense craving for quail eggs. That's not right, is it? Do they go with cheese?

And where's my invitation??

I've been wanting to go to the States ever since I read Kafka.

I've been, but I went to obscure places

and it's a helluva lot bigger than ye think, and then bigger again!
we are doomed

evil empire?

James Blast wrote:evil empire?

Not in my book.

Francis wrote:Not in my book

you lyin' get!

James Blast wrote:

Francis wrote:Not in my book

you lyin' get!

One of these days, I'm gonna sit you down...
























... and buy you a pint of heavy.

Hee hee....

http://www.pbase.com/image/33291413

I'd like to say that I'd stuck another cheesehead either side of me thighs...but I can't ...BOO HOO