Heartland

'how do

i guess we got your attention with the subtle marketing policy we adopted last night? so what was it, the stickers on the flyers, or the half-dozen teeshirts in evidence, that brought you to us?

welcome nonetheless

(where do you live that it took you until 2am to get home? leeds? )

Welcome, you'll be needing a drink?.....

Hiya Lordy love!! How ya diddlin?

Oh for the love of god.....Why??????????????????????????????

Quiff Boy wrote:(where do you live that it took you until 2am to get home? leeds? )

Are you suggesting I drive like an OAP? It has been remarked upon before. I find it pays not to do anything too quickly these days.

Hello, Good Evening and Welcome to "My Heartland"

Hello Lordy, Lordy. Enter through the front door.

ullo!

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo


Bugger off. We don't need your sort round these parts...........

Hi there

Hello

Hello and welcome, Lord!
(The Pope is already here )

Morning.

Are you related to Lord of the Dance?

FINALLY Lord, you took my advice and got your holy little rear over here to join your loyal servant while talking about the, er, real, I mean "alternative," God.

Now then....

Paddy.

Er ... Yo !