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JOTD 09/0904 How Many.....
Posted: 09 Sep 2004, 01:05
by Andy TG
How Many "GOTHS" does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wait For It.......
None - They Would Rather Sit In The Dark
(Sorry - but I like it!)
Posted: 09 Sep 2004, 09:06
by markfiend
Lightbulb jokes!
How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two....
One to screw in the bulb, the other to hold the penis. I mean ladder.
Posted: 09 Sep 2004, 09:54
by Quiff Boy
Posted: 09 Sep 2004, 16:45
by James Blast
how many folky types does it take...
6
1 to actually do it and 5 to sit around debating why the original lightbulb was better
Posted: 10 Sep 2004, 17:38
by Brideoffrankenstein
How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?
2
One to change it and the other to explain how they did it earlier
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb has to feel it wants to change
Ha Ha Ha
Posted: 10 Sep 2004, 22:49
by Francis
How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb?
It's not on the project plan. Doom anyone?
Posted: 10 Sep 2004, 23:08
by James Blast
a fish
just thought I'd do the punchline, it is that old