I think I'm God ...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Loki
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... or rather the guy on the train this morning did. Seriously.

He boarded at Retford and become more and more delusional and agitated that the rail cops were waiting for him at Peterborough. After talking to him onboard they decided to call for backup. Then it all kicked off.

He spat in the face of one rail cop and attempted to headbutt the other. In the ensusing melee the backup arrived and it took five strapping policemen to restrain him. One WPC attempting to assist took a boot in the face and had her nose broken.

Eventually he was cuffed, wrists and ankles and carried of the train face down by four cops, still struggling and shouting 'I am God'.

Very scary. :|
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Ed. Where were you this morning?
Only a paand.
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on the way to peterborough you say? is this him?

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Loki
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Sexygothâ„¢ wrote:Ed. Where were you this morning?
No, false alarm. This guy wasn't wearing a hat.
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Which is quite understandable.
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Loki
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RicheyJames wrote:on the way to peterborough you say? is this him?

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Nah, lovely cuddly Bazza is a legend around these parts but has often been described as delusional by claiming he knows something about football.
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Which is quite understandable.
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was von wearing sunglasses hen?
shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather....
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How is this possible god is female. :twisted:
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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JB did say the guy was delusional, cyn.
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This is true. :wink:
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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Oooh, ladies in humourous witty exchange shock! We like. :D

:kiss: :kiss:

That's one each. :wink:
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umm... thanks, i think.
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JB wrote:Oooh, ladies in humourous witty exchange shock! We like. :D

:kiss: :kiss:

That's one each. :wink:
mmmm thanx but less tongue next time. :twisted:
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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cyn wrote:mmmm thanx but less tongue next time. :twisted:
now there's something you don't hear often! :o







umm, sorry ;) :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:
cyn wrote:mmmm thanx but less tongue next time. :twisted:
now there's something you don't hear often! :o

Only from YOU, vegan boy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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touché :lol:
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God's gift is still unopened. But the day approacheth...

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Francis wrote:God's gift is still unopened
that cheese and pickle sarnie will be growing legs soon Francis!

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