Heartland

The bloke's pissed on his chips in the first sentence calling the Sex Pistols a boy-band I'm afraid.

Just because cuntface McLaren says so doesn't make it so.

Other than that, it's a funny article. Cheers for that James! especially:

Ted Nugent...
Lowest Point – Everything from his birth until the point in 2007 when Shaun Ryder will accidentally kill him with a crossbow.